What's the over/under on weeks until the kn0thing/Serena divorce?

User-31f64a4e · 2016-12-30T03:08:02+00:00

From http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2684304-serena-williams-reddit-co-founder-alexis-ohanian-announce-engagement :

He said 4 words. And I said yes.

"Make me a sandwich"?

Migtaosammich · 2016-12-30T05:02:58+00:00

Advantage: Williams.

User-31f64a4e · 2016-12-30T02:30:37+00:00

Some quick google-fu tells me that

Median duration of first marriages that end in divorce:
Males: 7.8 years
Females: 7.9 years

Median duration of second marriages that end in divorce:
Males: 7.3 years
Females: 6.8 years

That's the average for those that get divorced. I suggest putting the over/under at 5 years.

Edit:
And oh yeah, they will get a divorce. No SJW (and all the founders and senior management here are SJWs, right? I mean, Chairman Pao? Anyway ....) no SJW will be able to be masculine enough to satisfy a champion athlete, successful entrepreneur, and famous person like her.

DWShimoda · 2016-12-30T14:28:43+00:00

LOL. Hadn't seen that... what an absolute absurdity.

Personally, I'd chiefly bet the wedding itself never happens* -- which of course them means no divorce, merely a "breakup" -- so I guess the REAL "under" would technically be zero weeks.

But and if the wedding does actually happen -- and (to clarify) we're betting on the time before it is announced/revealed (and not the actual filing date, much less the "finalization" of the divorce case**) that the couple has "split" and a statement from one or the other (odds on SW) that they will be "filing" for divorce...

Well I'd say there's a decent chance that the ACTUAL split occurs within about 3 months, so the min duration is probably about 12 weeks.

The max duration of this "celebrity [sic] couple" ("celebrity" is really not apropos because only SW is actually a "celebrity"; kn0thing is just a delusional pseudo-celebrity-beta-cuck-orbiter {and hypocritical "SJW virtue signalling" hypocrite}) -- I'd bet somewhere between 1 to 2 years, probably closer to 1 year than 2... so right around the 60 week mark*** (they might actually have "separated" prior to that already -- say in less than 52 weeks -- but around the 60 week mark is when it will hit the "news").

* There is just NO WAY for this "couple" to actually "work" in the real world -- chances are she will relatively quickly figure out he's (literally) an "idiot" and that the kn0thing tag is really an ironically apropos moniker (i.e. he's not just a geeky-nerd, but that even that is a pretentious fraud, and he's basically a "zero" in terms of talent or ability) -- The REAL question is why she hasn't figured that out already, and I can only posit that she's in a combination of the mid 30's "desperate woman" mode along with finding him "cute/charming/funny/quirky" and somewhat "unique" and so "interesting" (especially in contrast to her experience/social circles with athletes, coaches, etc). She hasn't (yet) been around him enough to realize that the "cute/quirky" schtick is his ONLY skill-talent, and that it's very shallow & superficial (and a thin cover for a shitload of neuroses).

** Divorce cases themselves can happen very quickly, or conversely take longer than the marriage itself lasted -- especially with this type of an "insane" mismatch.

*** The duration is actually a bit harder to predict at this stage -- it'll probably mostly dependent upon when (what month/season of year) the actual "wedding" would take place -- the point being that the "split" (REAL end of the "couple" vis a vis each other) will probably happen in just UNDER or just OVER a year -- but the superficial "we're still a couple" facade can be maintained for longer than that (weeks or months), and the "reveal" timing will most likely be dependent upon various EXTERNAL things (holidays, other "events," just how much attention the paparazzi are paying to her, etc).

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HIGHLORDOFSHITSTAINS · 2016-12-30T02:05:45+00:00

I seen that.. She's going to dominate him like she does opponents on the court.

BUT i fucking pray to god. That he gives that manish buff looking lady and a beautiful dick down. Just dominants her.

We all know who loses in the end tho. So yeah.

IMR800X · 2016-12-30T08:33:08+00:00

It all hinges on how long his money lasts.

miketow · 2016-12-30T19:50:20+00:00

Ill give it 2 years

Title	What's the over/under on weeks until the kn0thing/Serena divorce?
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LOL. Hadn't seen that... what an absolute absurdity.