What are shit tests

the--cuck · 2019-10-19T04:30:36+00:00

The only thing you need to know about shit tests is to ignore them completely. Women who do this are NOT worth your time, and you're better off trying to be financially independent and healthy.

softbeats · 2019-10-19T05:12:44+00:00

Shit tests are like ongoing job interview questions except... you’re applying for the position to pay the interviewer.

BlackPillPusher · 2019-10-19T04:44:45+00:00

A shit test is when a woman trying to asses what she can get out of you, either financially or otherwise, it will inevitably happen at some point, what you're supposed to do with 'em is to dump their ass, stay single and preserve your sanity without this whole fuckery.

ArggangeleGarlTsagan · 2019-10-19T04:29:24+00:00

The best way to do it is not care either way. Don't lose your cool. Just act natural and if you pass you pass, and if you fail you fail. If she ends up leaving then #YOLO. Only way to keep your sanity.

debanked · 2019-10-19T04:38:23+00:00

Ask the redpill subs, you'll get good answers here, but your post will get a lot more responses elsewhere as it's on topic

TheOnlyThing-Sufjan · 2019-10-19T10:29:59+00:00

You can kind of look at it how teenagers in high school behave when they are testing a new teacher. What can they get away with, some teachers are strict and students will most likely respect them if their reasoning is correct and their rules are clear, but every so often a student will test this teacher out, either by pointing out some loophole in the rules (for example, you are not allowed to switch seats with someone else, but the student does this because they say they are to cold on that spot ore something else, allthough the reason seems legit in general its a way of testing the limits). If a teacher keeps his cool and maintain is composure (even if it seems unreasonable) then the students will back off for a while and know not to mess with the rules. If a teacher does let alot slip by, the shit test will become worse and worse, for example talking during a test. A strict teacher would give them a failing grade and throw them out, but a teacher who lost control will let this slide with a warning. This teacher will not have any respect from its students and the students will walk all over them. For women its the same its a constant form of testing their partner. If they know that eventually they can get away with more shit they will keep pushing. Ever wonder why bad boys ect get all the girls, because they do not give in, its their way or fuck off and women desire the discipline in their live (thing about the hit 50 shades of grey). Now I'm not saying you should do any of this, my argument would be just go your own way, but if you want to keep a girl or attract one (assuming you are not ugly or undesirable) is to simply hold frame and tell her the rules. When they rebel (test you) simply show them the door or reinforce your rules. Its a very tiring process, just like teachers have constant battle with their students over control over the classroom.

DangZagnut · 2019-10-19T04:54:16+00:00

A shit test is to measure how exploitable you are. It lets them stick you into the beta bucket or the alpha bucket. A shit test will be like not paying for a date and expecting you to do it. So you can show how much you are her bitch.

Passing a “shit test” get you nothing. It’s entirely a game to use you. Even if you “pass”, great you might get laid slightly sooner.
Mind you if you are smart and give a shit, you start the shit tests before she has a chance. Like when you go to pick her up for a date you duck her first.

Why even play the game? The end result is the same, you waste time resources and life on it.

Hiromant · 2019-10-19T09:21:55+00:00

All you need to know is, women don't shit test men they really like.

Kotaro-Atani · 2019-10-19T09:28:31+00:00

Yeah, My Ex-Wife used to do shit test's on me all the time, I'll give you an example.

Me and my son were about to leave the House to go to a movie, now I had already purchased the tickets two days before. So then right there and then My Wife at the time tell's me I have to do something, it was some menial chore, it would have taken me 5-15 mins to do it and my son and I would be late to the movie. Well, I don't do Shit tests, I was like "nope, we don't have time" and she tried to argue with me, I said "We are leaving for the movie.." and she gives me more crap, I was like at that point I said to her, "Something that should have been brought to my attention, Yesterday!!!!..." in a condescending way, she tried to give me more crap and I said it again, and again, and again (and that really Pissed her off, it was great). My son and I left and she wound up doing it herself. After I got back, I told her in no uncertain term's, you want me to do something, you better give me 3-4 days warning, no if and or butts. Yeah she hated that, me, I didn't give two ff's.

PrinceRaj53 · 2019-10-19T05:23:04+00:00

It all comes down to one single question : are you going to fuck her/is there any chance of her physically entertaining you with her body?

If the answer is yes, you'll need to face various shit tests and comfort tests put up by that particular chromosomal variant.

If the answer is no, you go into IDGAF mode.

bitlingr · 2019-10-19T06:51:08+00:00

Darius m seems to understand shit tests pretty well. https://youtu.be/2dBGqo4fyRk

Also look up the Leykis 101 rules.

Or listen to the Leykis101 show. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiDf_n5cuJ4VEL0yZgneaV1tA-HB7UTJN

Shit tests are hard to spot for beginners. Good Luck!

livingInSimulation · 2019-10-19T19:13:09+00:00

One time I was at a club midway through the night after meeting this chick. She said "you know im not going home with you tonight right." I started laughing in her face and said "I wasnt planning on it" I was so drunk I didnt even realize it. Moral of the story she ended up coming home with me.

Title	What are shit tests
Author	TerdBrgler
Upvotes	5
Comments	19
Date	October 19, 2019 4:28 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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