This past weekend, me(23M) and a friend(23M) went out to brunch with a plate(23F) - let's call her Courtney, and her best friend(24F) lets call her Alaina.

Now I some of you are probably thinking, wtf are you doing taking a plate on a date, faggot? #redpill4lyfe #fuckwymyn

But I can assure you:

  1. I have been banging Courtney on and off since my freshman year of college.

  2. She "gets" it AKA has no illusions of commitment from me.

  3. She's seriously dated a couple of guys in those years (18-23) and simply hits me up for a good time when her relationship gets dry or runs it course.

  4. She has a fun personality and we're able to switch between hanging out as friends, to me screwing her senses into nirvana at the drop of a hat.

Inevitably, the conversation turned to sex. As a joke, Courtney brought up the time I had sex with this girl, let's call her Jill. Courtney and I knew Jill from our dorm days. After a few times of sleeping with Jill, I decided I wanted nothing to do with her again. Word got around pretty quick that I pumped and dumped her...drama in the dorms spreads like wildfire in a Vietnamese jungle doused in napalm.

Anyhow, according to Courtney I was the second person ever to fuck Jill. Not sure if I believe that, but its possible. Jill was an attractive girl HB7, but she sucked dick like a cheese grater and couldn't arch her back properly whatsoever when I tried to hit it from behind. The reason, I wanted nothing to do with her after the first few times is because she had become very emotionally needy and just plain sucked in bed.

As she finishes her glass of mimosa, Alaina quipps with feigned disgust: JohnnyCocktails, you're an ass. Jill was looking for love and you fucked her and thew her away like a piece of meat.

Me: That's one way to look at it. But to me, I have little patience for inexperience.

Alaina: Hm...well I can agree with you on that.

Me: Do elaborate.

Courtney: As a girl, our number is a big deal. If we fucked every guy that hit on us, we would have no dating value. So if I hook up with a new guy, he has to be worth it

Me: How do you know if he's worth it?

Alaina: I shit test him relentlessly until I decide his frame is impenetrable and succumb to his masculine desire Trust me, I know pretty quick

Most novice guys tend to assume that a girl with a large N-count is an easy lay and then get upset when she wont drop her panties for him. On the contrary, she's likely far more experienced with male behavior and will shit test you thoroughly before allowing you to add to her count.

Tl;dr Girls with higher N-counts will shit test more more harshly and be more discriminating with who they chose to fuck