This is glorious

HonestGamingTroll · 2020-04-30T13:01:32+00:00

Translations for women saying: "You owe me a 2nd chance"

The guy I was cheating on you with is only using me to get laid, not to provide for me.
The guy I was cheating on you with, won't leave his wife/girlfriend for me.
The guy I was cheating on you with, has le$$ money than you.
The guy I was cheating on you with, has less materialistic things than you.
A combination of any/all the above

TL;DR cheating thots want a man back to reap the financial benefits. Nothing else.

Iqbal40862715 · 2020-04-30T12:36:36+00:00

hahahahahaha thats the greatest text Ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZealousMaths · 2020-04-30T12:54:30+00:00

Tbh the fact he reacted gave her ammo to go around using as an explanation for her infidelity.

Men hate being devalued. Women hate indifference.

R10BS69 · 2020-04-30T13:08:01+00:00

Nice try, its a 2010ish meme but thanks 4 da memories 👍

MrMagtow · 2020-04-30T13:39:04+00:00

After reading, having a laugh, and reading all the comments...

Understand that men are nothing more than an ATM to women. For any of you Blue Pillers, try this. Take an unscheduled holiday for 3 weeks, and tell your g/f you got fired. Ask her to pay the bills and the rent, and sit on the couch.

She will leave you quickly. She's not with you for love.

SlainFunicle · 2020-04-30T12:55:15+00:00

finish her

silly_birb · 2020-04-30T15:42:48+00:00

Brutal, he said no with a twist and gave her a lower level than a dehydrated turd

2020-04-30T17:20:15+00:00

Long way to go for that burn, but it was worth it

ClowntownDenisen1234 · 2020-04-30T17:38:40+00:00

Old repost with a made up backstory

Harrymego · 2020-04-30T17:45:54+00:00

"You owe me a second chance?"

Good Lord.

Exsquishit · 2020-04-30T17:52:41+00:00

Why is this glorious?

I think it would be much more glorious to say:

"No"

and then be done. He wasted too much time and energy explaining that to her. This is more of a feminine thing IMHO. The masculine way to handle this would not be to try to inflict harm on her, not to try to string her along on a story. Just say no. Then walk.

Inkii_TheWoomy · 2020-04-30T20:42:40+00:00

r/Badfaketexts

parsons525 · 2020-04-30T21:59:06+00:00

So fake. Why do people believe such obvious bullshit fantasy texts

Wide-Brick · 2020-04-30T15:22:35+00:00

baller

hotbucketoftrash · 2020-04-30T16:18:24+00:00

Nice

Nuclearrussian74 · 2020-04-30T17:02:05+00:00

I swear I read this before.

Nostrapopo · 2020-04-30T17:31:02+00:00

2020-04-30T17:44:49+00:00

Glorious justice.

Desperate_Kangaroo · 2020-04-30T19:28:47+00:00

FUCKING GOLD! :)

chuckutim · 2020-04-30T23:33:45+00:00

That's an awesome burn! However, the best response is NO RESPONSE. It gives them absolutely nothing to work with AND it will drive them insane. Not knowing anything, nor giving any validation through a response will make their head spin.

VadeRetroLupa · 2020-05-01T00:00:18+00:00

*snif* It’s beautiful

Extension-Yogurt · 2020-05-01T20:21:03+00:00

It's a repost or the text is copied from a post somewhere on the internet. Already seen it. Still funny.

-Network_Reunited · 2020-04-30T15:01:25+00:00

This text may be good but not worth vommiting for!

Title	This is glorious
Author	Johan_24
Upvotes	356
Comments	39
Date	April 30, 2020 12:22 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/gaumvt/this_is_glorious/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/this-is-glorious.658059 https://theredarchive.com/post/658059

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