PSA if you go to a guy's house and he has cinnamon toast crunch in the cupboard, run

Sid_Insidious · 2020-05-07T03:56:52+00:00

Cinnamon toast crunch is alpha AF. da fuk you talkin' about?

King shit.

Broke ass, fat ass, nerdy acne Reddit bitch on FDS can probably only afford Quaker Oats.

HOLYREGIME · 2020-05-07T04:08:41+00:00

What are you doing in the cupboard anyway? It’s called Netflix and chill not Netflix and eat.

That’s what’s wrong with women these days. Always focused on the wrong thing. The apartments nice, bed made, I have some light chune playing in the background and they’re worried about my breakfast of choice.

If she plays her cards right, maybe I’ll eat her in the morning instead. Just know, Cinnamon Toast Crunch doesn’t talk back.

Mimoxs · 2020-05-07T03:55:14+00:00

I'm gonna need further explanation

Sid_Insidious · 2020-05-07T04:11:13+00:00

If he's got lots of candy and Fruit Loops in the house but has no children, run.

Ooops. Too late.

2020-05-07T04:11:35+00:00

Can confirm

Ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch, turned out to have fucked his aunt

Likunfanele · 2020-05-07T04:14:56+00:00

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rubbooyuri · 2020-05-07T04:21:09+00:00

But have you ever done Cinnamon Toast Crunch...on weeeeeeed??

JungPaoChicken · 2020-05-07T06:04:56+00:00

It's the most popular cereal in the army, one of the only good things during training.

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2020-05-07T03:59:10+00:00

Nah if he has cinnamon toast crunch he has good taste

paint-the-world-red · 2020-05-07T16:13:50+00:00

Why your weird ass in his cupboard anyway?

P.S. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is god-tier

-the entire world

Title	PSA if you go to a guy's house and he has cinnamon toast crunch in the cupboard, run
Author	Likunfanele
Upvotes	1
Comments	24
Date	May 7, 2020 3:53 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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