I audibly laughed.

RunawayGrain · 2020-05-07T19:46:37+00:00

Him: Babe we need to talk.

Her: Now what?

Him: I'm not sure about the whole bumble thing. That guy the other night seemed like more than just a friend.

Her: What? Chad's just a close guy friend. What is your problem?

Him: Well, it's just that he had his cock in your mouth when I walked in.

Her: Girls do that all the time.

Him: You won't do that with me.

Her: Because I love you too much!

Him: Well, that other guy that was with him...

Her: Tyrone?

Him: He ... had his cock in your butt.

Her: God you are so insecure.

OrbQuail · 2020-05-07T19:16:49+00:00

I genuinely feel bad for the dopey idiot

GuntherVonHairyballs · 2020-05-07T19:22:36+00:00

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True_Wave · 2020-05-07T20:36:51+00:00

It's highly suspicious that she specifically wants guy friends unless she's one of those women that can't deal with other women.

LOL who are we kidding she's looking for side dick.

2020-05-07T20:49:28+00:00

Yeah, you didn't have to bother putting in the "liberal" and "almost never".

SavvyVolley6 · 2020-05-07T19:19:20+00:00

She’s just fishing for Break In Case of Emergency cocks.

But honestly I don’t even give a fuck about what women do at this point; they’re going to do the retarded shit that they do. My problem is with the fucking faggots that enable them. They’re silly shit is meant to be opposed, otherwise there’s an imbalance these tampons exacerbate the imbalance.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-05-07T19:39:27+00:00

Just looking for guy friends with big dicks. Rammindeep!

bibibihobp · 2020-05-07T22:00:57+00:00

No thanks. She needs to be 6 foot or taller.

countinginsolitude · 2020-05-08T00:33:16+00:00

She's 27. Guy friends. Liberal. Yeahhhhhhhhh. Friends.

simpleguychilling · 2020-05-07T21:01:03+00:00

It should read I’m looking for BBC.

rayedward363 · 2020-05-08T00:39:28+00:00

Yeah, go on a dating/hookup site to find male friends. No problem there. I frequently go onto food ordering sites just to look at food. Except those times I ordered the food...

evergreen35 · 2020-05-08T00:56:52+00:00

This happened to me just a few weeks ago: I matched with a girl on tinder. She didn't tell me that she had a boyfriend until I had messaged with her for half a day.

Smallguy91 · 2020-05-08T00:18:50+00:00

She's a "liberal"

e1337chin · 2020-05-08T01:43:17+00:00

🤡🌎

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-05-08T05:19:57+00:00

Damn simp husbanbk. He's got her a fine nest so now she can go out and fuck other men.

brutalitymuffin · 2020-05-07T21:37:17+00:00

He probably allowed it because he's hoping to g rt rid of her, and start looking ffor a replacement himself.

da_pooch · 2020-05-08T02:38:38+00:00

Well if your true intention is actually friends, bumble has a mode for friends and not relationships lmao

altair43 · 2020-05-08T06:30:38+00:00

Dayyuumm! This is hilarious!!

asspop1 · 2020-05-08T07:42:49+00:00

5'2 and morbidly obese.. but she wants a chad thundercock over 6 foot 5 with abs of steel.

Capital-Buddy · 2020-05-08T08:40:54+00:00

Nurses like to play hopscotch on D. #notall but yeah...

Cestus_Saphrax · 2020-05-08T09:38:33+00:00

I bet her husband does not know about it :D

screeching-tard · 2020-05-08T20:04:53+00:00

Lol hard to meet friends in your 20's.

Its hard to meet friends in your 1's and 10's lol what the fucking fuck.

Title	I audibly laughed.
Author	spooniam
Upvotes	260
Comments	37
Date	May 7, 2020 7:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/gfd1w0/i_audibly_laughed/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/i-audibly-laughed.661622 https://theredarchive.com/post/661622

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