Being a woman today is clutch, but i dont want to be a woman. I like being a dude.

DangZagnut · 2020-05-12T03:35:32+00:00

I would never want to be a wahmyn. That shit would suuuuuuuuuuuck, and I'm not into sucking anything.

Like I want to give up all my life to go let some disgusting boy stick his dingus in me? Sick. I'd have to go lesbian and you know those carpet diners are off the chain.

Fuck that, I'll stick with the power of the patriarchy and my weekly patriarchy check.

Plus I like good food and I'd hate to lose that by cooking like a wahmyn and eat microwaved cat food or whatever chicks are doing these days.

QuebecMadonna · 2020-05-15T00:21:22+00:00

Yep if I had the choice I would be a dude, it’s sad. Specially this week.

OXOzymandias · 2020-05-12T04:03:25+00:00

I went through that comparison phase and then I realized the bar isn't crazy high it just requires consistency getting at it

Joey_Lopez · 2020-05-12T04:02:07+00:00

I'll admit I used to be jealous of females because how easy they have it, but Overtime it's much better being a man.

Females only have the power for a very short time and not to mention that they lose value very easily.

Being a man means you can get to have fun a lot longer and once we build value it lasts a lot longer.

prostate-apostate · 2020-05-12T04:05:55+00:00

Theres a lot of things i want to change about my life . My gender isn't 1 of them . I like being a guy and i would hate being a woman.

DazzlingMolasses7 · 2020-05-16T05:33:21+00:00

As a woman if I had to be born again I would choose being a man. Everything is so easy, men play the game of life on tutorial mode

SaBahRub · 2020-05-12T04:00:22+00:00

From the amount of whining that goes on, you would think that most dudes hate being dudes.

But men are totally aware of how they treat women and would never want to be subjected to it themselves

lilastr · 2020-05-12T03:43:46+00:00

I’d rather be a man and whine about not getting sex

OXOzymandias · 2020-05-12T06:21:54+00:00

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Title	Being a woman today is clutch, but i dont want to be a woman. I like being a dude.
Author	OXOzymandias
Upvotes	4
Comments	39
Date	May 12, 2020 3:26 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/gi34md/being_a_woman_today_is_clutch_but_i_dont_want_to/
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