Big Forhead shit tests

amwfhunter · 2020-05-17T02:36:32+00:00

Self depreciation is often good on these. Take away their weapons they can no longer attack.

Whitefarmer · 2020-05-17T03:20:06+00:00

I got big ears so when people talk shit I with a dead serious face say “ why do you think I’m such a good listener ?” Half the time I don’t give a flying fuck and they know it so it kills the shit test

Tell them “ why do you think I’m so smart?” The dumber you are the funnier it is

Trposh · 2020-05-17T07:57:22+00:00

“You should see my other head.”

FearGarbhArMait · 2020-05-17T11:31:56+00:00

"Well how else am I going to rent it out for advertisments?"

red_philosopher · 2020-05-17T03:27:25+00:00

"The better to smash you with my dear!"

"It's faaaaaabulous!"

"I shine it every day. I probably put my forehead shiner's kid through college by now."

"It's actually a really fascinating part of male genetics."

"Makes it harder for the zombies to eat my brains."

"Shit, I was hoping you wouldn't notice that I had been lobotomized."

"It's really useful, when I tan outside I make breakfast at the same time by frying eggs on it in the sun."

WhatRemainsAfter · 2020-05-17T03:52:15+00:00

"Yeah, It is a fucking playground...!

Pussies love it."

Meloxian · 2020-05-17T03:08:23+00:00

Listen fat, Just use your big forehead to break their shit tests and their willpower. When they start talking about banging your mom because they have small for heads just knock them out. Use the reflective surface to blind them to the reality that small forehead mofos are stupid because they have less brains, duh.

Title	Big Forhead shit tests
Author	zeekt12
Upvotes	0
Comments	12
Date	May 17, 2020 2:08 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/gl7872/big_forhead_shit_tests/
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