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[–]micelli_illuminatti144 points145 points146 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Strap-ons. She wears them. He gets them. Her holes are filled by Chad, Dick, Bill, Tyrone, and six other dudes the pretty princess doesn't know about.
And yes, he's on the pill.
[–]Chad_Thunderfist19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I literally laughed out loud hahaha
[–]GrimAlt10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The pill and Soy, don't forget the soy.
[–]michaelfowler2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You fuckers keep beating me to the same comment.
Well done
[–]Allanlemos94 points95 points96 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Men in 1939: "I'm going to defend my country and our freedom even if I have to give my life for it."
Men in 2020: "I love when my girlfriend calls me 'princess',it's so cute that makes me want to sit down to pee."
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[–]_sadboyloko7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Especially in the morning when I'm half functioning
[–]DeathtotheCavalry4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Aiming at the rim or sitting is a courteous technique when you live with others in a thin-walled building.
Run the shower or the bathroom exhaust fan muffles your Number 2 business.
[–]Peroxidekid5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not men, just that bitch of a man and other simps+cucks.
[–]negressnig67 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck happened to men?
(Rhetorical question, single motherhood and Jewish media control)
[–]GuiltyEngineer21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This sub is too based for reddit
[–]negressnig0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reality is too based for reddit.
[–]DeplorableToast8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amen!
[–]Aakash0508 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are not "men" anymore. They are preprogrammed males filled with domesticated & betafied behavior.
Their levels of soy are too high. I can smell the soy from here.
[–]anonymous57803354 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude is soon going to enter a world of pain LOL
[–]splifficated201912 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh boi. The last thing a straight girl wants is another girlfriend. XD, i wont be surprised if she was fucking another chad behind his back lmao.
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[–]micelli_illuminatti8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or, or, it also means she's literally fucking you in the ass. Food for thought ... ewww
[–]EnvironmentalRest423 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Does this guy wear a dress too?
[–]micelli_illuminatti12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Do you even have to ask?
[–]avsky1110 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Imagine calling your girlfriend "my big strong man". Shit is weird nowadays.
[–]undefined010-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, it is weird. But it's not bad if she likes it.
[–]Whirrlz3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's wrong with you
[–]DangZagnut9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is what it has come to.
[–]HonestGamingTroll2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2020 really is the beginning of the end.
[–]Hey_Paul_Aaaaaaahh6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aww, how cute. I'm sure he's really good at braiding her hair, gossiping, knows how to apply makeup correctly and cries like a schoolgirl when he and her friends watch gossip girl and sex & the city...
As she is getting plowed by someone who's still got his balls.
[–]lordmegatron015 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Has anyone in the comments seen anything that would supass this amount of simpness?
[–]HorribleLife265 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that relationship wont last long if it's even real
[–]Aakash0505 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Error404: Testosterone NOT Found
He has completely forgotten what it is like to be a man, now he's just a androgynous thing.
[–]Super_Duper_Cooper4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This bitch is the simp master. When I say bitch, he probably will like that too. Probably makes him feel just as “giddy” as princess.
[–]fcukthegov4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am sure she then asks him to bend over and fucks him in the Vagina with the Mandingo size dick she has.
[–]WASD-ESL4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here I thought the original comment section was going to a complete roast session
[–]intelligence_skills4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Princess Tingles over here is special.
[–]Aakash0503 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not this scrawny sensitive soyboy that she fucks at night.
[–]TheTastelessBatman4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking soyboy
[–]lord_ishaq3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao, if he's not a troll the guy needs an intervention.
[–]geocorb2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You might be a cuck if....
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[–]McTavishSoap1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imma comment fucking simp under that post
[–]_sadboyloko1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The comments in that thread saying he's masculine for that. Oh my. 😔😂
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck
[–]EmceeHammer11 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What in the fuck?
[–]michaelfowler1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same guy, “i know its not te most masculine thing but i just love it when she puts the strapon, makes me feel like sleeping beauty”
Fucking christ
I was a very young man once, too. Remember, Reddit is FILLED with children.
[–]stoopididoit1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was not written by a man.
[–]DeathtotheCavalry1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Level 90 Simp
Level 10 Gay
[–]BredGek1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MEN
[–]Kentaro0090 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what it is to be a simp and go BEYOND!
[–]MrVinnieVegas0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
She doesn't refer to the guy that rearranges her guts as her "pretty princess."
In fact, that guy probably calls the boyfriend her pretty princess. That's how it started.
[–]Prototype_Grendel0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine being so starved for validation that a pet name that emasculates you feels good to be called.
[–]themenacehimself0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best part is that girls are calling him Queen in the comment section.
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