So about a decade ago I started dating a girl. After a week I immediately asked for her past, the conversation went like this:

Me: So, how many guys have you been in a relationship with and have you slept with any of them?

Girl: I'm sorry but...that's none of your business at this point, nor is it important. We live in the present.

Me: So you're ok if we leave whatever we did in the past buried in the past? Ok cool.

Girl: Emmm yea...that's exactly what I'm saying....why? Did you sleep with many girls?

Me: No no no, only one.

Girl: But you're ok if we leave the past in the past?

Me: Hell yea.

*awkward silence*

Girl: Ok I slept with 9 guys. You?

Me: I didn't sleep with any guys, lol. I already told you I've only been with one girl before.

Girl: So why did you want to leave the past in the past?

Me: We live in the present like you said.

Girl: Oh....ok....

I told my friend that she's probably going to ask him about me and to tell her he can't tell her anything or he'll end up in jail. She did and he did.

I got a text:

Soooo emmmm, I don't know how to say this but...You're great and all but...I really can't date you anymore. I'm so sorry but I'm not really myself these days and I'm probably going to move to a different city next month. Sorry. Hope you find someone else soon.

That girl still crosses the street when she sees me once in a blue moon.