My roommate, a boy, was getting ready to leave. Out of curiosity I asked him where he was off to. (We're literally best friends, and yes, there's probably attraction there, but whatever.). He told me he's going to coffee with our friend Michael. Cool, say hi to Michael.

He just got back, all smiles, and walks past trying to act normal. But he's not normal, he's drunk lol. He was planning on drinks the whole time. So just say drinks! Boys do this constantly!! Like their motto is, white lies make the world go 'round. Yeah, and into the ground you lying ass. Why not just be honest?! It makes it so much simpler. Women are not stupid, we will find out whatever you're trying to hide. Anyway, rant over. Thanks for listening.