I'm over at my parent's and mom goes out to the neighbor who is doing yard work and asks if she needs help. I'm inside unaware. So mom walks away from the yard work and comes to ask me inside. With a laugh and a hard No. She starts the 'well when are you going to find someone?'

Gave a distant goal I want to complete prior to pissing money on dating.

Subject is an ok looking divorced 30 something with not enough ass for me to make a fwb.