Imagine this: you're sitting down at a bench waiting for food and an HB10 walks by right in front of you. You notice her when she's about 1 second away and getting closer. Obvious move is to open, but how? What would a Chad say?

I try to balance the attitude of "every girl wants to be opened on" vs "every girl just wants to run an errand without being hit on" but I feel like the latter wins and I don't get rejected enough.