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[β]alife404Throwaway Account12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet he thought he was so clever with that last message. π€£π€£
[β]PossibleCookFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He only sent one?
[β]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
While his reply was in poor taste, I'd encourage you to come up with a better introduction message. There's much better ways to engage in conversation.
[β]oathmilkFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I remember there was a post saying if a man is approached first he will value you less. It's better to let him approach you - this is why bumble sucks.
But OP this is straight up hilarious I applaud.
[β]plembbFDS Disciple[S] 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh I agree, bumble is not ideal - but tinder is trash, hinge the guys donβt even engage and OkCupid everyone is ugly. Bumble seems to have the best quality guys in my experience.
[β]CatSweetsFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I also think that Bumble is "less bad" than the other apps available. I usually just send a funny gif with an animal saying "hi" or something like that, and if they are interested, they can keep the conversation up. I don't want to come up with clever openings just to have guys replying half-interested.
[β]plembbFDS Disciple[S] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of his pics was of him at a bee farm. Thought it was odd.
[β]talldrankofH2OFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I laughed tbh, worth it
[β]OrthodoxSquirrelThrowaway Account0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The problem is that you're on Bumble. HMV should message YOU first. Even something small like this works against you.
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