Bit of a long post, but I think there must be something seriously wrong with me. When I approach or talk to girls, like I can't be serious. Everything I say comes off as sarcastic or a joke, this has made some girls see me as arrogant. This has sorta made some girls attracted towards me - typically the really conservative and "innocent" ones. Innocent in marks because they really aren't they just hide it well. Anyways I am not a shy guy at all, I can literally say anything to a random stranger, I have 0 approach anxiety too. But it's just that I say some weird fucking shit.

Like I have no personality apart from being fucking weird. Like most guys love my weird/sick humor but women are usually repulsed by it. I need like a "guideline" on how to behave with women. Because just being myself doesn't work... Literally I am more of a class clown than anything.

Also need some help in terms of maxing smv. I am 5'5 and 18, and as a result of my height and my quite youthful face I am called "cute", and girls say my behavious is quite "cheeky" as well as "odd" and sometimes even downright "concerning". Like the things I say are so autistic and fucked it's funny because guys understand it's a joke women don't.

Example

Girl:-"OP why do you have tinder downloaded?" Me:- "I am currently looking for a few sex slaves in my dungeon, I took inspiration for the design from Josef Fritzl" Girl:- (Looks at me with a concerned look) Erm... Ok?

Like I am being sarcastic in this case, like of course I am not doing something like that... Usually guys laugh at that and think I am funny. Girls don't.

So in summary:- Need help from going to "cute" to a more masculine version of good looking. How do I behave/not be retarded in front of women. And finally what type of jokes am I supposed to make around girls?