Great news honey! I'm pregnant! No need to wear a rubber or pull out! 🤷‍♀️🐍🐍

PrestigiousGreen3 · 2021-02-21T01:27:17+00:00

Her: I'm pregnant. Her eyes:$$$$$

Bitcoin_Bastard · 2021-02-21T04:31:03+00:00

This (sperm jacking to get pregnant for a multitude of reasons) is waaaaaaaaaaay more common than the average man realises...to the point it would blow the average normies mind if they knew

Iqbal40862715 · 2021-02-21T01:31:58+00:00

Is the kid his?

Kolo11234 · 2021-02-21T01:37:02+00:00

He's still in shock, he will question that in due time.

harpyeaglelove · 2021-02-21T03:29:14+00:00

The only way to have a halfway decent life is to be as far away from western women as humanely possible. I'm now completely convinced of this fact. All the worst things that have ever happened to me were due to western women, or situations influenced by them.

As soon as a man brings up his wife and his family I immediately realize he's fucked and cannot be trusted. Funny, because hispanic men who mention their hispanic wives don't concern me too much. I know he's the man of the house.

alienmuseum · 2021-02-21T03:39:32+00:00

and society sees nothing wrong with this. Yet when it's time to pay up, the responsibility is now on the man. He has no reproductive right but all the responsibilities! Hell they even make guys pay for children that they didn't father.

non-w0ke · 2021-02-21T01:13:55+00:00

Wait till it gets removed for 'breaking community policy'

sicrm · 2021-02-21T04:34:07+00:00

always watch them take the paternity test (or go to a doctor) and always get a DNA test

Miserable-Lemon · 2021-02-21T13:00:16+00:00

Duh, oldest female fraud in existence. Women don't love kids, they love the leverage kids give them.

webdevromscs · 2021-02-21T05:54:25+00:00

Had a friend once , he was already a bit older and had kids from a previous marriage. His then gf wanted kids but he did not. She was sad because of that , until one of her friends told her she is the one in charge of that ‘wink wink’ . Sure enough, few months later we were learning the news of a baby on the way and engagement . Shameful how they do this. Hope we invent male birth control soon ...

jhooperp · 2021-02-21T10:57:46+00:00

There’s even sites when women go and can buy a positive pregnancy test to show the man they are pregnant. I’ve seen women sell this crap online.

peshMeten · 2021-02-21T11:51:51+00:00

I think men would be shocked at the high percentage of women on the pill who lie about taking it to get pregnant, very common practice.

AlexisStukov · 2021-02-21T04:32:23+00:00

i never understand the urge to commit suicide... On the contrary, as someone who wants to travel, he's at retirement age. Go get a place in another country, then go kill her and just drive straight to the airport and be on your way to a better life. Taking yourself out with no repercussion for the actual perpetrator doesn't solve anything. Go live your best life, if it doesn't work, you can always kill yourself as a final out later. At least she got hers.

aad7990 · 2021-02-21T12:56:54+00:00

They don't want equality. They want America.

selfism_mike · 2021-02-22T02:29:23+00:00

Jesusfuckingchrist: The kid isn't his. She got pregnant by someone else, and then told him to forget about the condoms. The technical term I think is "plausible deniability". He probably had the best sex of his life during that cover-up phase, wrapping him solidly into the relationship. He didn't figure that out after 18 years of being assraped? Clever job, Columbo.

KeiserRedbeard · 2021-02-21T08:12:21+00:00

Those snakes in da booshes bruddah, they speak whoreish lies!

RedEyeBlackEye1 · 2021-02-21T09:36:12+00:00

Son: Where's mom, haven't seen her in a few days?

Anon: idk.

(Laughs, leaves to shoot pool)

kenchset · 2021-02-21T16:20:29+00:00

I've lived this

Title	Great news honey! I'm pregnant! No need to wear a rubber or pull out! 🤷‍♀️🐍🐍
Author	coldvoltage86
Upvotes	153
Comments	37
Date	February 21, 2021 12:58 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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