I’m very desperate. Anyone who how to get it faster? I realised at 34 time is not on my side. Help!

ZealousMaths · 2020-11-21T12:51:29+00:00

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InevitableOwl1 · 2020-11-21T13:05:02+00:00

Should have started trying 15 years ago

oldsmobileaurora · 2020-11-21T13:41:54+00:00

"should you just date as much as as quickly as possible?"

Sure. Just jump on the cock carousel at 34 and see what guy gives you the most tingles.

evergreen35 · 2020-11-21T14:39:38+00:00

"Speed up the Cock Carousel! That'll get me a husband!" - 2020 female logic

cjohn3b · 2020-11-21T14:37:14+00:00

32yo male here, wouldn't even look at her. Too old, probably ignored good men, most likely fat and has a cat.

ransay3277 · 2020-11-21T12:55:31+00:00

Sure... Start earlier.

coloradocaniac · 2020-11-21T13:34:17+00:00

Ask yourself why you are single at 34. Why did you "date" whomever and why did you separate? Clearly your decision making skills are suspect.

Tsnacker77 · 2020-11-21T16:11:24+00:00

DESPERATE and sinking into a bigger hole. She will serial date, become a dinner hoe, and get into ONS, then after hyper riding CC looking for a LTR, she will: A. be a single mom at 40, or B. WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN?!?

motorbiker1985 · 2020-11-21T14:53:36+00:00

Yup, exactly. Speeding up the endless dating circle of random men in the bed, who leave in the morning, that's gonna help.

Browsing tinder and daydreaming about all those handsome athletic single managers and doctors in their 30s, that's the best strategy, that's gonna set a realistic framework for the process of finding true lifelong love.

I'm serious.

The love would be to a bottle, not a man, but still, you find love.

withrowsprings · 2020-11-21T20:44:48+00:00

I heard about a new sub-reddit called Female Dating Strategy. They will make you feel like a kweeen. You can identify LVM, NVM, HVM and Eminem. You level-up based on their ruthless strategies and increase your standards. Wall and age do not exists. You are special. You worth more...

sony_anumo · 2020-11-21T18:20:57+00:00

"Surely going around fucking everyone i can find will give me a good husband"

Because a woman past her prime, that is very eager to jump into your bed, is definately someone you will stick around and not just kick out the next morning.

Do women not understand men do not like whores?

2020-11-21T14:12:36+00:00

Did you find cocks though?

Weebie69 · 2020-11-21T21:17:27+00:00

34 and still a fucking retard

kyledontcare · 2020-11-22T00:16:52+00:00

Forget her, she'll only divorce you and take your kids and everything you ever had PLUS future income via alimony and child support. Let her rot.

meerita · 2020-11-22T10:54:45+00:00

It’s funny she says love but in reality she’s looking for an slave.

newtomtl83 · 2020-11-22T02:08:19+00:00

I have students who send me emails like that. They've never been to class but hope to still pass. No, bitch.

dipmalya · 2020-11-22T03:09:51+00:00

Just a curious question : If left to a woman's hand to find her guy, does it yield better result in Marriage or not ? Should it be left to mostly in Parents hand ?

Pimp87 · 2020-11-21T22:22:36+00:00

Lol should I just cast a wide net?

No bitch, you have to be selective to be effective.

coloradocaniac · 2020-12-09T20:40:04+00:00

Two kids at 20. God. Damn.

Title	I’m very desperate. Anyone who how to get it faster? I realised at 34 time is not on my side. Help!
Author	Pimp87
Upvotes	137
Comments	56
Date	November 21, 2020 12:29 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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