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[–]Disciple_Of_Cheesus 37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yup, that sounds about right.
And at age 31, it'll be: "I'm tired of the games. No hookups! I've had my fun, but now I'm looking for something real. What ever happened to chivalry? Are there any real men left out there? Where did all the good men go? I've been hurt too many times. Looking for someone to share my life with... I need a commitment."
It's all just so tiresome.
[–]rainbowlunarian 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a template website where they all copy/paste this from. It's always exactly the same, just a few words changed or sentences moved.
[–]downzeitor 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a template website where they all copy/paste this from.
Something like this: https://www.title-generator.com/index.php/best-online-title-generator.html?page=1&qs=MY+BALLS
700 different titles with some generic stuff as subject (my balls in caps in the example).
[–]Comprehensive_Bus525 34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I’ll be the non-committed boyfriend for an hour.
[–]redditradishman 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Make sure you charge her the premium price for the boyfriend experience.
[–]YR_Entertainment 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And wear a condom for christs sake
[–]Chewy1324 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
nah get a vasectomy
[–]YR_Entertainment 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even better. Problem is that doctors almost always refuse to sterilize men without children, especially young men, since "they could change their minds". At least in my country, I have been unable to find a doctor who would sterilize me.
[–]JohnAClaxus 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Fat girls also need love, but they have to pay for it" : Glen Quagmire
[–]rainbowlunarian 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well at least she's open about it. Nowadays, it seems like most girls want an open relationship without the boyfriend knowing.
[–]roflrofl_returns 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
18-29: “I want to ride the carousel. Don’t message me if you don’t have the Number of the Beast!”
30-39: “No more games! I want Bobby Beta to take care of my vaginal turds!”
40-49: “Men are trash! Where are all the good men?”
50-59: “Here kitty kitty kitty!”
[–]SufferableKant 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
60-69: "Where have all the good cats gone?"
[–]f3wl 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She wants an atm (boyfriend) so she can continue to fuck Chad on the side
[–]GYOWAndy 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice job blocking her name. The part at the bottom was missed, tho.
304s are not interested in commitment, just the CC. Never commit to a 304.
[–]NoMarriageNoKids 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, "wants another dick to add to her quiver."
[–]Flushafter 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This…. This confuses me
[–]1Joker10 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she want sexual open relationship like escort or something, right? If so .so be it
[–]Stonercat123yt 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Boyfriend” “no commitment” so you admit you’ll cheat . I’ll steer wide and clear of you
[–]Wide_Sheepherder_471 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Foodie.. No your piehole aint a hobby
[–]FuzzyGrowth 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
will never understand how foodie is a fucking passion. you are literally eating food everyone fucking does that to stay alive you dumb thot
[–]realChebz 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Foodie and spirituality... you know she's not like the other girls!
[–]dbfkf 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Atleast shes into Spirituality
[–]TheRedShade03 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude don't right swipe or swipe up jut go left
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