at the grocery and I said to a dude "sorry...am I in your way?" And moved over...he said "no I'm just waiting to see what I'm allowed to buy" as his woman was walking toward him...texted my buddy to come watch the fights w us..he replied "lemme check with the boss and see if it's OK"..no thanks.

m1ghty_b4g · 2019-05-12T19:20:26+00:00

I don't know if it's funny or sad.

VanDriver1 · 2019-05-12T20:56:01+00:00

My trip to Home Depot:

I needed a new door closer. The thing that closes the door, replaces a spring, won't slam, I've seen a million of them and so have you. I took the two pins out and carried it with me to get the correct one. Went into the store. Saw a woman who worked there. Showed her what I had in my hand and said, "I need a new door closer. Where are they located?" She looked at what I had in my hand, like I had the most amazing thing that she had never seen, and said, "What is that, like a hinge?" I said, "Forget it. I got it. Thanks." I thought I must be speaking a foreign language. I found a guy. Showed him what I had in my hand, and said, "I need a new closer." "Here I'll show you where they are" he said. There on the package it said "Door Closer." I'm sorry, but some women don't even know how clueless they are.

redditloginfail · 2019-05-13T09:24:14+00:00

The sad, tortured life of a henpecked husband.

steelyknife1122 · 2019-05-13T13:52:42+00:00

Being around those men makes me feel uncomfortable. It's almost perverted, like they are some fetish people get off on being restricted from doing things.

Wasabipeanuts · 2019-05-14T02:12:12+00:00

Watched a dude grab some snacks and put them in his cart. His woman walked up and in a pouty/whiny voice said something along the lines of 'oh, I don't like those, but if you want them go ahead and buy them'. Dude looked kind of helpless/sad and put them back. I couldn't help but smile and feel amazing about my chosen path in life as I walked by them.

laere · 2019-05-14T07:33:41+00:00

Yep, a guy I work with refers to his GF as "the manager, the boss, the old lady" etc. Anything for a piece of used up vagina.

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