My wife and I like to roleplay if we're out of town. Like she'll go to a bar and I'll go to try and pick her up as if I were a stranger. Dumb, I know but we like the cat and mouse aspect. So I get to the bar as if I'm alone and order a drink. I see her across the bar go up acting all smooth offer to buy her a drink. She mentions being out of town I try to buy her a drink, she plays the what would my husband think card. I start into I'm asking to have a drink nothing more and another guy butts in saying I should fuck off she has a husband....and he was going to protect her virtue tonight and escort her to her hotel yadda yadda yadda. Bartender asks me to leave so wife and I follow our established protocol whip out drivers licenses showing same last names etc.
Really got worse when I said I knew all along about her husband because he was me.
I think dude was just trying to get in her pants because after showing I was said husband he still tried to say he'd feel better if he took her back to the hotel.
[–]RepentandFlee80 5 points6 points7 points (2 children) | Copy Link
My wife and I like to roleplay if we're out of town. Like she'll go to a bar and I'll go to try and pick her up as if I were a stranger. Dumb, I know but we like the cat and mouse aspect. So I get to the bar as if I'm alone and order a drink. I see her across the bar go up acting all smooth offer to buy her a drink. She mentions being out of town I try to buy her a drink, she plays the what would my husband think card. I start into I'm asking to have a drink nothing more and another guy butts in saying I should fuck off she has a husband....and he was going to protect her virtue tonight and escort her to her hotel yadda yadda yadda. Bartender asks me to leave so wife and I follow our established protocol whip out drivers licenses showing same last names etc.
[–]Oculi_of_Ungoliant[S] 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh that's awkward.
[–]RepentandFlee80 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Really got worse when I said I knew all along about her husband because he was me.
I think dude was just trying to get in her pants because after showing I was said husband he still tried to say he'd feel better if he took her back to the hotel.
[–]tenchineuro 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder how long it took for that to be deleted.
EDIT: The comments are well worth the read however, probably why it got axed.