Came home from the gym. Its leg day. Had full day at work too. Work isn't bad. Came home to happy kids. Husband does a great job at keeping them alive. The best. Had to take a shower before bed. Husband says hurry because hes tired. I empathize by saying I will hurry because I am also tired. Bad idea. Husband proceeds to tell me how he is the most tired because of kids. I do not dispute this since I am not a total moron. Kids are exhausting but totally worth it. I tell him as much. He is most tired. I am only kind of tired. Not good enough. He is more tired. I agree with this in order to ease the tension. Unsuccessful. He is fully triggered by the fact that I had the audacity to say that I was tired. There is no escape. Am screwed.

Tldr: am not allowed to be tired. Ever.

Edit: wow. That's a lot of comments and stuff. Thanks, reddit. This weekend I will celebrate with a nap! Cheers! What makes this cool is that I wrote it while pooping before bed. Cant wait to tell my husband!

Edit 2: my husband is the best. Seriously the best. I'm not taking him back to the dealership. This was one of those events where you laugh about it 5 minutes later. Tonight we are going on a date so it's all good.

TIL that a lot of you guys would not survive married life or kids. Lol.

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