Denied 100

mementomori1606 · 2019-07-03T12:15:00+00:00

That's the woman's mugshot? I'd take the leap out of the window option too.

jkzolbruh · 2019-07-03T08:42:31+00:00

Awww fuck. Smart move.

miked003 · 2019-07-03T11:02:46+00:00

Holy fuck I did not see that coming.

praetor153 · 2019-07-03T12:14:31+00:00

Dude dodged a bullet.

CallMeMikeil · 2019-07-03T12:26:23+00:00

r/Unexpected

Vicewilly · 2019-07-03T12:18:16+00:00

I would have took my chances with the bullets also.

npc3458 · 2019-07-03T12:29:56+00:00

OP's username doesn't check out apparently.

OnthewingsofKek · 2019-07-03T11:47:54+00:00

That reply comment tho... Holy shit

fortyandablunt666 · 2019-07-03T10:34:36+00:00

Is this for real or just some commenter?

mjw5000 · 2019-07-03T12:47:21+00:00

I cuz he wasn’t down for sucking dick.

sexpiti · 2019-07-03T09:44:04+00:00

and I oop...

A-weema-weh · 2019-07-03T14:00:58+00:00

They had us in the first half

furcryingoutloud · 2019-07-03T12:57:42+00:00

I would have refused to suck her dick too.

PerilousAll · 2019-07-03T13:04:33+00:00

Those last 5 words made the whole story so much clearer.

YRUAQT · 2019-07-03T13:22:42+00:00

Now we know why he denied oral sex

HazedNblazed · 2019-07-03T13:34:50+00:00

Her pussy would probably bark at you

bormint · 2019-07-03T14:08:49+00:00

Ah! The rare, Literal pussy pass.

hewhoisnotyou · 2019-07-03T13:32:52+00:00

Is it a man "identifying" as a woman, or is it an actual woman?

poopsmith411 · 2019-07-03T13:39:32+00:00

Isn't this more like r/pussypassdenieddenied

PurveyorofToxicWaste · 2019-07-03T12:58:52+00:00

...woman...

GodOfThunder101 · 2019-07-03T13:02:33+00:00

At first I agreed with the first statement then repulsed by the second one 😂😂😂😂

rustic_cheese · 2019-07-03T13:10:34+00:00

Denied and then roasted

thisisAHNAF · 2019-07-03T13:54:59+00:00

You had me till the last bit.

BiggieDog83 · 2019-07-03T14:06:21+00:00

Yikes!

MasonTaylor22 · 2019-07-03T14:16:00+00:00

What a twist

mydarkmeatrises · 2019-07-03T14:27:11+00:00

Good ole Baton Rouge.

I spent a little time there. Place is a shithole.

Burnt_Turds · 2019-07-03T14:30:13+00:00

Imagine his moment of panic, his eyes darting wildly', the sweat starting to bead as he considered his options. Darting for a window as gun shots crash around him.

Now that's funny!

Dulario · 2019-07-03T15:08:06+00:00

And this bird you cannot tame

TheForbiddenFool · 2019-07-03T15:44:08+00:00

shoots milk out of nose

ThrowThrowThrone · 2019-07-03T15:49:44+00:00

Nonononononoyes

somedudefromerlange · 2019-07-03T16:57:08+00:00

No way that is her. I expected a karen

n0x29a · 2019-07-03T13:41:53+00:00

Bullet for my valentine

Title	Denied 100
Author	this-is-a-guy
Upvotes	2867
Comments	60
Date	July 3, 2019 8:33 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/c8llke/denied_100/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/denied-100.874306 https://theredarchive.com/post/874306

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