My new girlfriend (HB9) of 2 months, on her way out the door for work, informed me that she once cried for two days over a German poem about cow rape. I immediately audibly laughed and replied "that is just good humor." She left but then called me from the car and informed me that I needed to learn to be more sensitive. I hung up the phone. I imagine she will be wanting to discuss my transgression upon her return. She is on the rag so I would like to parlay this into fellatio. Any recommendations?