Get a cat

frequentlywrong · 2013-12-15T15:28:16+00:00

Yeah but then you're stuck taking care of a goddamn cat.

2013-12-15T16:10:07+00:00

I have a couple of cats... they like to snuggle up next to me and sit on my lap. They aren't really trainable, but they understand "no", and come when they are called. Their only needs are food, water, a clean place to shit, and a little attention now and then. With a cat you have to get them when they are kittens so they latch on to you as their parent figure. The males make better pets than females.

I don't know if it helps game that much, but women like to see that you can take care of something.

AKcatalyst · 2013-12-15T22:00:44+00:00

The fuck is this RP

UnimpressedAsshole · 2013-12-15T16:13:49+00:00

I friend of mine who would fit under the now-bastardized term "shaman" was giving me advice on women and told me to learn how to attract cats

additionally, in one of Carlos Castaneda's books he says to a female companion of his "I've always felt that women are rather like cats, they don't want to be bothered unless they come nosing around"

icallmyselfmonster · 2013-12-15T15:46:18+00:00

I think cats do occasionally show some affection. Most of the tome they are nice to get something, but sometimes they just like having you around. But only if you train them correctly.

Piroko · 2013-12-15T20:16:35+00:00

Nah. I'll wait for the self-maintaining gynoid.

kyletoff · 2013-12-15T15:36:31+00:00

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slimydogs · 2013-12-15T15:43:12+00:00

I was expected something different so I could post a relevant comment but even though it isn't so relevant anymore I'll post it anyway.

Most girls love cats. Like they love the shit out of them and the younger, the better. In a sense this is good because we are shown to like baby animals such as cats for their baby-like features (thus you can get weed yourself out some more maternal girls for a LTR if you're looking for one).

But more importantly, you can use it to get girls back to your place.

I don't have a cat of my own but I tested this in my own very non-scientific little experiment. I minded my buddy's new litter for him (he forgot to get his cat neutered and he needed to keep the kittens somewhere before he could sell them). They weren't too young (about 14 weeks or some shit) so it wasn't too much effort. I chatted up a few girls - but I went for the shyer, more frigid bitches that are a bit harder to communicate with (let alone get them home).

Soon as I tell them all about the 4 little cutie fuzzywuzzy balls in my apartment their hearts just melted, their eyes widened and they squealed like little piglets. Since the initial resistance had been instantly broken down it was easy to ask if they wanted to come to my place...the whole slut-shame thing was avoided since they could justify their actions as just going to see some cute kittens (ah the hamstering).

After that I just continued as normal and fucked them. Some were surprisingly kinky and didn't mind the whole choking/spanking/holding down business that I don't usually go to heavy on with girls I pick up at bars/clubs/ect.

The kittens are long gone to homes now so they aren't being irritating or anything. But if you actually like cats (I'm pretty apathetic towards them myself) then they aren't that bad of an investment (especially if they are young) if you want the quiet girls.

Title	Get a cat
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Date	December 15, 2013 3:04 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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