Hoof to the face xpost from Instant_regret

Hirudin · 2016-10-17T20:21:23+00:00

Best advice I ever heard about acting around horses: "Just pretend it's a 900 lb, easily spooked retard with sledgehammers for hands."

boomscooter · 2016-10-17T18:30:32+00:00

Obviously never been on a farm or even around animals like this. I learned from an early age that you don't fuck with horses. They will bite the fuck out of you if you fuck with the front end, they will kick the shit out of you if you fuck with the back end. I had a horse start to kick at me once because I walked behind it too fast. I instantly realized, hey, that's a big animal and it would probably hurt to get kicked. Better not ever do that again. Guess what, I haven't and remain horse kick free to this day.

snakeplizzken · 2016-10-17T14:05:51+00:00

Finally, a horse that doesn't just say "m'lady" and tip his fedora like all the rest.

reincarN8ed · 2016-10-18T00:15:43+00:00

This is why i like horses. They dont care if your a man or a woman, black or white, rich or poor. They will knock your ass out if they dont want to put up with your shit.

penisourusrex · 2016-10-17T20:14:15+00:00

Im surprised the cops didnt do anything. Judging by her shirt this is Queens University in Canada. They bring in a ton of cops during homecoming to prevent the once famed street party from taking place. They also give tickets to as many people as possible to justify that amount of police presence.

ellocojorge · 2016-10-17T15:19:34+00:00

She got kicked in the back OP....

2016-10-18T00:55:30+00:00

That horse is obviously a sexist pig!...no wait.

tricks_23 · 2016-10-18T07:22:47+00:00

Great how the woman who runs towards the girl once she gets knocked over has her arms out like 'what the hell' then realises it's a horse and doesn't give a fuck

killxorxbexkilled · 2016-10-17T17:34:21+00:00

Satisfying.

bigtfatty · 2016-10-17T18:08:07+00:00

surprised she didn't also get arrested for assaulting an officer

colby983 · 2016-10-17T20:49:07+00:00

Wtf was she trying to do?

Coop3 · 2016-10-17T22:17:13+00:00

That looks like a university of Guelph sweater

gnualmafuerte · 2016-11-03T23:14:28+00:00

Pro's tip: Ungulates have their eyes on the sides of their head.

FeelThatBern · 2016-10-17T20:03:39+00:00

She also ran out into traffic when it wasn't her right of way.

Double PPD score!

(source: live in the city this was recorded; Toronto.)

Title	Hoof to the face xpost from Instant_regret
Author	ellocojorge
Upvotes	259
Comments	34
Date	October 17, 2016 1:43 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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