Friend (24F) worries about “losing out” to younger girls in crop tops

VasiliyZaitzev · 2018-05-04T05:45:47+00:00

Hmm. 24 is a bit early for her to arrive at the Wall.^SPLAT!

She goes out a lot but never has success with guys.

Never? So she's butt ugly then. If a 24F can't get a man, she's either ugly, or fat (which is the same thing, really) or she's completely fucked in the head, in terms of her SMV, i.e. she's a "4" tho thinks she's an "8" or something.

Ideas?

You're in luck:

Uncle Vasya's Three Step Program for Women Who Want a Man:

A. If you are a bitch, stop being a bitch. Men don't like it. You may think that you are "Strong" and "Independent" but that comes off as "LOUD" and "Opinionated." You will catch more flies with honey than vinegar. If you don't know what that means, go ask your granny.

B. Do everything you can to improve your appearance. Grow your hair out as long as you reasonably can, get/stay trim.

C. Lower your standards. Prince William is a married father of 3. Prince Harry is getting married. Prince George and Prince Louis are too young for you.

Bonus:

D. Learn how to cook. It will put you miles ahead of your competition and you will also enjoy delicious meals while you wait for Mr. Right to arrive.

Don't want to do those things? Then you don't really want a relationship with a man. Come back when you do. Meanwhile, every year, they will be making new 21 year-olds who can fill out crop tops and booty shorts better than you. You might want to sign up for membership in the "Future Cat Colonists" Club.

Double Bonus:

Uncle Vasya's Three Step Program for Women Who Want To Keep a Man They Already Have:

A. Feed him.

B. Have sex with him.

C. Leave him alone.

McVaghunter · 2018-05-04T08:22:15+00:00

I see a bigger problem: You're spending precious time of your life being the emotional tampon of a close-to-hit-the-wall female, when you could've been spending that time approaching and fucking new girls, younger ones who wear crop tops and booty shorts... Hell, staying at home doing nothing is way better than sitting there listening to a 24 yo cunt bitching about her fat stomach not allowing her to wear crop tops.

BlackMisc · 2018-05-04T05:22:05+00:00

the real question is why a forum for guys by guys should suggest anything for a woman that wants to be a attractive hoe.

stop orbiting this slut.

cenie · 2018-05-04T15:29:30+00:00

Give her the D.

Title	Friend (24F) worries about “losing out” to younger girls in crop tops
Author	kylerosa21
Upvotes	4
Comments	12
Date	May 4, 2018 4:48 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/8gwp9s/friend_24f_worries_about_losing_out_to_younger/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/friend-24f-worries-about-losing-out-to-younger.96329 https://theredarchive.com/post/96329

Comments