From being unhygienic to ageing, 6 reasons beards are bad for you

aesopstortoise · 2015-05-09T14:07:13+00:00

An entire article dedicated to demonstrating why I don't need to care what women think.

xNOM · 2015-05-09T17:13:48+00:00

They’re germ traps

According to consultant trichologist Carol Walker from the Birmingham Trichology Centre, coarse facial hair traps germs and food, with things like dairy products going rancid.

Men with beards also tend to touch them a lot, transferring dirt and grease from their hands to their mouths – and all this gets spread when they kiss, Walker told the Mail Online.

Um the same thing happens if you don't wash your face, you retard. Also, the female obsession with germs is also the reason everyone in America is allergic to everything and has asthma.

They’re scratchy

While some men like to stroke them when they reach the “soft phase” (whatever that is), from my personal experience, there’s nothing soft about them. The only time my other half grew a proper one, I came out in a rash on my chin. In the name of good relationships, it’s advisable to use your razor regularly gents.

They’re not sexy

Every single male celebrity (perhaps with the one exception of “he who can do no wrong” George Clooney) who has ever grown a full beard – not just designer stubble, which IS sexy – has looked better without it. End of.

Hint for any man wanting pussy: listen to what women say they want in a man, and then do the exact opposite.

chocoboat · 2015-05-09T20:15:22+00:00

OK ladies, it’s time to make friends with your razors again – underarm hair, leg hair, and pubic hair have gotta go.

You don't want germs in your pubes, right? And people make fun of hairy women, you certainly don't want that.

The hair could be itchy! And nobody finds a hairy woman attractive.

Going unshaven makes you look a dirty hippie from decades ago. And it's not like refusing to shave puts you more in tune with nature or anything magical like that.

So ladies, it's not your body and not your choice! Conform to my personal preferences or something is wrong with you!

rbrockway · 2015-05-09T12:54:28+00:00

They attack how we sit, how we pee and now they attack our faces too. Just more misandry.

Millenia0 · 2015-05-09T13:31:56+00:00

Almost all her articles ends in a questionmark, shes probably just writing stuff she comes up with.

rbrockway · 2015-05-09T13:01:56+00:00

Some people don't like beards, I can't go more than a week without shaving, it's too irritating.

I don't like a hairy crotch on a woman for many of the same reasons she doesn't like beards. I'm allowed to say that, women can judge me how they please. Some agree, some don't, life goes on.

Blutarg · 2015-05-10T00:21:25+00:00

She thinks stubble is sexy, so she's an idiot.

_-_Dan_-_ · 2015-05-09T23:07:16+00:00

Well, as for the aging thing, you can compare photos on http://how-old.net Tried it with "I don't shave for Sherlock." Watson and there is an age difference of about 10 years. But then again, a) it's a machine and b) looking older is not a disadvantage for men in most cases. In the end, it doesn't matter what columnists say but what people who matter think (incl. yourself).

scanspeak · 2015-05-09T19:13:18+00:00

And the war on men continues.

Title	From being unhygienic to ageing, 6 reasons beards are bad for you
Author	rbrockway
Upvotes	15
Comments	22
Date	May 9, 2015 12:52 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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