Basically I was talking to HB8 and we were talking about orgasms. Initiated through her saying that she had sneezed 30+ times during a nightshift. Me - “Well they say that a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm” HB8 - “Are you saying that I had 3.5 orgasms that night? If so, sex is very disappointing” Me - “Maybe you’re not having sex with the right person” HB8 - “laughs stop being creepy!” Me - “What’s creepy is how quickly you did the maths” HB8 - “laughs whatever!”

How would have been good to respond?