Choose your downgrade

Skioyors · 2023-09-05T23:21:38+00:00

I already have a quarter size mole it's over I am Sub 5 ethnic

FunEducation1434 · 2023-09-05T22:59:40+00:00

Limp. All the other things are guaranteed no pussy

Hubris1998 · 2023-09-05T23:29:06+00:00

Why are you doing this? 😭😂🤣

FortniteAbobus · 2023-09-05T23:30:00+00:00

Voice. I can sound like cartoon character.

deathrattlestwice · 2023-09-06T01:41:30+00:00

Teeth and then I just whiten them until they look good again.

ImOverIt06 · 2023-09-06T11:58:13+00:00

Lol nice one.

Dark yellow teeth - absolutely unkissable, women would see it as disrespectful if you're mouth is a cesspool as they should.

Quarter Sized Mole - a quarter is fucking huge. That would be the first thing people notice about you when you shake their hand. It would be a constant nagging at peoples mind. Its psychological torture for anyone with any OCD behavior. Moles are easily removable and small ones are even aesthetic but a quarter is huge. Pass.

Permanent limp - severe, or even mild, will lead to tons of chronic pain and health issues. Can't move as freely, can't exercise as easily, increased inflammation with age and arthritis, muscle imbalances and breathing impairment, brutal long term. In this society a limp can be managed though and you can still thrive healthily but still, it's a life changer

High pitched voice - I can shut the fuck up and just say I had some vocal impairment accident. I don't need to talk that much. Still way easier to get through life and less of a deal breaker with women than anything else because I can still perform all my necessary duties. Just an off color sort of funny thing but not the end of the world. People quickly get used to strange voices having lived with a dude who had no voice box and complained constantly I found I didn't even notice after a few days.

AlastorSitri · 2023-09-06T13:45:41+00:00

Severe limp by far

"I could have gone pro if it weren't for my bum knee" "Hiking accident, got this fighting a bear" "IED in 'Nam"

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2023-09-05T23:49:04+00:00

Dark yellow teeth. I've seen guys pull with bad teeth before

Suspicious_Stone · 2023-09-06T00:11:01+00:00

How big is quarter sized

hydro9889 · 2023-09-06T01:17:37+00:00

I was already born curry, now you want to worsen me further 😔

Myrrhman-_ · 2023-09-07T19:48:32+00:00

I want to sound like Doug Martsch from Built to Spill

Title	Choose your downgrade
Author	Xbox-Loud-Cloud-216
Upvotes	3
Comments	15
Date	September 5, 2023 9:27 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/AllPillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/AllPillDebate/comments/16b0sjg/choose_your_downgrade/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/AllPillDebate/choose-your-downgrade.1230984 https://theredarchive.com/post/1230984

Comments