Sitting in the airport for a work trip. Across from me is an average looking woman. It’s night so I wouldn’t expect her to be dressed up. The guy with her is a scrawny slob though. He is doing the mansprawl out into the aisle, two seats wide. And as he’s reclined back and sprawled out, she’s leaned towards him trying to talk to him as he acts blasé. She’s talking about one of her “annoying” habits and he pats her knee and says “it’s ok, you’re getting better.”

Girl, he’s not a catch. There is nothing so annoying you could be doing as this douchecanoe. And he isn’t carrying a basketball between his legs so he needs to sit up like a grown man.