So, I just saw a new eHarmony commercial. You know, the ones where they show someone looking slightly disgruntled, and then say something that leads into, “I’m looking for a real relationship. That’s why I trust eHarmony,” with a massive shit-eating grin on their face.

Ok so in the first shot of this new one, dude legit says, while sitting next to his St. Bernard: “I have this guy to go for walks. But for a real relationship, I trust eHarmony” and I was like OMG, THEY SEE THE LIGHT! 😂

But my actual theory: there’s a smart, FDS woman in their marketing group. I see you, sis! 🙌 Subtly messaging the dudes that “walk dates” are not, in fact, dates.