Met this guy about 3-4 years ago. I distinctly remember him being younger than me and not having much to offer intellectually (typical college athlete). Told him to go away once I got into a relationship. 2 year relationship ends about this time last year.  This guy follows me on snap where I mostly post my kitchen creations and he also has my number. He hit me up concurrently through both of these mediums in the middle of this quarantine. I was so confused, like couldn’t remember who he was. I asked him to remind me who he was/ how I knew him. He claimed to all of a sudden be my age and to have graduated the same year I graduated 🤯 lol so I say I remember you being younger than me and he goes “oh I date older women a lot.” I cackled. I’m thinking so you don’t even know who you’re texting If you think I’m older than you!!! And then on top of that why are you dating woman as old as 53 (his words)? He claims he’s mature for his age and he just has something in common with these women(?) I’m trying to think of what 53 year old woman would want this empty shell of a human being with an underdeveloped frontal lobe?! 

This seems like a good place to put my Disclaimer: I was not taking this guy or any of his shit seriously! It was literally for shits and giggles and there are two guys (plates?) that I am possibly interested in and applying FDS strategies with. Anyways I’m watching 90 day fiancé and I posted a snap about it. He hits me up again, makes useless low value conversation which I mirror and then he asks how far I am from a certain city and sends a picture of his foot (?) At this point I’m like the nick young meme. I send back a picture of a vase on my coffee table, since we’re sending random shit with no context. Then he hits me with the inevitable “come over”. The moment I’ve been waiting for! For context, I’ve never even kissed this man, let alone suggested that “coming over” was a thing I would ever do. In this moment, I felt the Lord himself move my fingers to search for and send an appropriate GIF And then I blocked him. Lol I got all the quarantine comedy I needed so I got rid of him! Back to my regularly scheduled programming 💃🏾