It’s only beginning

Harriett- · 2020-05-07T05:45:28+00:00

“I can breath, isn’t that enough? Your standards are unrealistic”.

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-05-07T03:50:13+00:00

Translation: I’m looking for hookups

Novemberinthechair · 2020-05-07T08:20:40+00:00

Mediocre white male thinks he's worth trapping. Ok, whatever asshole.

timeknife · 2020-05-07T04:53:03+00:00

Lmfao he can’t even commit to saying he’s intelligent. Just “decently intelligent” 😂

BasieSkanks · 2020-05-07T10:58:24+00:00

This line of thinking is so common among men. I remember a guy said I came across as possessive because I asked if he was seeing anyone else. I should have responded "how can I be possessive, when I don't even know if you are worth having?"

ello-motto · 2020-05-07T11:32:52+00:00

Imagine thinking this is all it takes to be a good match?

Wtf is being fed to these "men".

Milobear27 · 2020-05-07T07:08:18+00:00

Oh honey, I ain’t yo momma, no sweetie, get to the back of the line..

vbluevelvet · 2020-05-07T17:01:48+00:00

all the shrimp dick guys with barely anything in their bank account act like women want to trap them. these are the same dudes who smoke pot 24/7 and eat garbage yet claim they have super sperm..

AnonPinkLady · 2020-05-07T18:11:36+00:00

My standards be like:

-Doesn't drink often

-Doesn't manwhore himself around and have casual sex (AT ALL)-Doesn't smoke weed or do any drugs

-Not religious

-Doesn't expect me to want kids, ever. But isn't some child-hating psychopath either.

-Doesn't have a creepy mother who's obsessed with him

-Is at LEAST a 7 out of 10 (I'm 9 or 10, come on guys, get with it

)-MONOGAMOUS in every sense of the word.

-Intelligent, artistic and creative qualities

-Down to earth and reasonable

-Can handle an argument and isn't a cry baby that will just play the victim every time

Dudes asking me out be like:

-Thinks threeways are hot and expects me to be fine with it

-Has done the hookup scene his whole ass adult life

-Drinks hard every other day and thinks it's cool

-Smokes weed and thinks this is a proper idea of a date

-Fat, sweaty, unattractive and doesn't try (probably a 4 at best)

-creepy mom and him are practically oedipal

-Intensely Christian and is convinced that having children is my PURPOSE but also can't stand being around a crying child for even 2 seconds and bitches about children on a regular basis. (It's your job to birth and like his kids, not his, duh!)

-Has never thought outside of the box and created something original in his entire existence. Thinks my art is "cute" and basic despite this

-Expects me to ALWAYS wear makeup and dress like a victoria's secret model and throws a tantrum if I pass gas or my stomach gurgles, you know like a normal human being. Despite this, he's chronically burping loudly and takes monster shits in the bathroom every day

-The minute he criticizes he sulks like I have committed blasphemy

- "But I can show you a good time baby. ;) "

Title	It’s only beginning
Author	Ratataratata22
Upvotes	234
Comments	16
Date	May 7, 2020 3:44 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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