I was watching a video from some Aussie creators I love - the video is about one brother selling the other on Facebook. Funny stuff.
The comments inevitably (as a mainly male audience) turned to prostitution and I saw this absolute blinder of a comment. Ladies....I don't know about you, but I can't fathom the level of mental gymnastics it took to write this utter bullshit.

Thanks Mr Random, now I know that prostitution isn't literally selling one's body. Who knew that it as actually just body actions that were marketable!!!! We're FREE!