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[–]PrinceRaj5340 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Provides emotional support
Lol, just lol.
[–]TheKnightRunner8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needs to read "provides emotional support when things are going well"
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No need to laugh about every little typo. I'm sure they knew the word's actually spelled s a b o t a g e.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
To be honest, that's quite a hot and tempting picture, but then again I don't have enough space in my apartment for this beautiful anti-aircraft weapon.
[–]ratchet_hd6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The Avenger Weapons system is more a “for the ultimate guys night out” platform. 2/3 man crew (driver, nav, gunner) and easily fits into most parking spots. Being tailgated? Spin the turret around and lock on with .50, disabled vehicle ahead or police helo overhead? 8 Stinger missiles to choose from. (My first job)
[–]captainxela2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well i'm in, you boys wanna go for a drive? dibs on blowing something up first!
[–]Maximum_Afternoon7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Missle system : "Would smash", I guess?
[–]CiceroVoltaire4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather have a nuclear attack sub. ;)
[–]U-941 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This guy subs.
[–]CiceroVoltaire1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheers!
[–]KingofKing19951 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought it was so funny to be honest it made me cry from laughter
[–]ruifaf1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've done a comparison (in my head) between a Girlfriend and an Angle Grinder.
Girlfriend still loses...
[–]GrandYam_HomeRun1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of the best tools in my arsenal
[–]Mr_M0t0m00 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I'll take the launcher. lol
[–]limpanlimp0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can I trade in a girlfriend for a launcher?
[–]swiswis0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
now compare her to the russian S400 :P
[–]TheGreatSeneca0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nuttttttt
[–]Norlamin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
provides emotional support
If you mean uses it to support herself in future nagging matches.
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