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[–]ProfessorFog84 points85 points86 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I can't wait to read the same article for mega blocks but this time it'll also include how it's fat shaming.
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
MEGA CURVY BLOCKS
[–]WhyDoWeAlwaysTalkPoo7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
k'nex doesn't sell a rainbow pride flag themed set for 7 year olds who want to treat their body like a temple by replacing the foundation with mental illness?!
THIS. IS. NOT. FUNNY.!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha
[–]Nikea_Tiber61 points62 points63 points 8 years ago* (17 children) | Copy Link
"why are there no legos that are hole to hole or peg to peg?
Because the physical laws of mechanical interaction say they don't stick together that way, and are thus useless for the purposes of the toy.
Way to make a sexual reference out of nothing.
Feminism:
"IMMA MAKE A NONSENSICAL ARGUMENT NOW!"
[–][deleted] 30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
That's it. Physics is sexist. We need to pass laws that make physics gender neutral and until then, it must be removed from all curriculums.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
A feminist acutally said that
[–]EMachine032 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Link?
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Start with this one.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/448102/quantum-physics-oppressive-marginalized-people
[–]Dertotenkraut11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this for real?
SATAN, this isnt funny! Put me back in the lava!
[–]SelfImprovementMGTOW3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that's enough internet for me today
[–]ManIsWalking2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok, I want off this ride.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mr. Bones says: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
[–]telluwhut0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I refuse to believe this isn't satire.
[–]EMachine030 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What did I just read?
[–]LinkReplyBot5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bad bot.
[–]WhyDoWeAlwaysTalkPoo1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Zelda?
[–]Double_A_921 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I suppose peg to multiple pegs might work.
[–]Nezborn0219 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I seriously doubt this is real
[–]stryfedafantam[S] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude, 2017 is shameful. Shit's real.
[–]Rogdozz0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah. It's definitely fake, I've seen the name of the woman who wrote it before on another joke-article on how Grand Theft Auto is sexist or something
Can't seem to google up an article, so doesn't look like it is.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was a Kotaku article, it has been deleted though. Patricia Hernandez is a known quantity.
http://thisisvideogames.com/gamergatewiki/index.php?title=Patricia_Hernandez
Can’t be too certain
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
All feminists see are penises and vaginas everywhere. I don’t know about you but when I look at a Lego all I see is a Lego
[–]rebellionmarch6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
When I look at a Lego all I see is the worlds most terrifying midnight carpet monster.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
never eat one, stick it up your nose, or step on it. you will regret every minute. fuckers sting like a bitch.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can I stick it up my ass, though?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought that's what Lincoln Logs were for?
[–]shoonx8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are the same people that will blurt out "LUL MUH FRAGILE MASCULINITY"
I'm sorry, but who's getting triggered over fucking Legos?
[–]indianindian6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had this sort of conversation with my ex where she claimed that women don't go into engineering because they're "conditioned" to feel incapable. Give me a break, women from third world countries who are indoctrinated to believe they're inferior to men are plentiful in engineering colleges.
[–]Tacothechihuahua5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Wouldn't blocks with 2 sides of holes just bleed all over each other?
[–]subgamer904 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. please tell me that's from the onion and not a real article. Every day I think that society has fallen as far as it can go only for it go even lower
[–]OGMGTOWNER3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Next - "Are Suicide Booths Sexist?"
[–]its_meKnightSwolaire3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta be a troll
[–]abend9544 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have to call BS on this one. I searched for the article but couldn't find it.
[–]SyKrysus4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's fake. There have been past articles written by this writer that were faked.
http://kotaku.com/regarding-a-fake-kotaku-article-1780147193
[–]Alocaco2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Looks like someone needs a new video card
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just need a little more JPEG
[–]serene_monk1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make it PNG and it's deal
[–]wsuofd2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've got nothing
[–]StrongAffordance2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This seems like fairly obvious satire.
[–]cyborg_type_darkness2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then invent something better if you don't like it.
The blocks can't consent so Lego literally teaches little boys that rape is fun, which is not always the case.
[–]bonusfruit2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You might have heard if the fun building block game for kids called LEGO"... who the fuck talks like that. I swear they aren't even human
[–]Warp9HamsterWheel2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Queer legos are gonna finally lead to equality in outcomes! I'm glad this feminist finally figured it out!
[–]eightgaydiamonds2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish it were not real
[–]little7262 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Critical Theory in action
[–]healslutthrowaway11 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is probably satire dude
[–]SnapshillBot0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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Some of you wouldn't recognize a humorous fake article if it was read to you by a dancing clown.
[–]karzin0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope it's satire, otherwise I might just go on rampage at my local university
[–]Guards_Guards0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"cis-privileged white straight" Where did they get white from? Are other races using some sort of special techniques I don't know about? Just goes to show how people will throw race in even when it doesn't have anything to do with the topic. Divide and Conquer.
Can't believe a grown ass woman gets paid to write this.
[–]Beeinkc90 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've noticed this with the women I work with....they try to make a big deal out of nothing.
[–]Aussiewolf820 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a fake article but I'm sure some idiot thinks like this
[–]Cabshear0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny how these same feminist, gender fluid morons scream about assuming gender then attempt to apply gender to a toy like legos. The pegs into holes is the product of physics and engineering, meant to stimulate creativity and ingenuity in young minds. Not penises and vaginas, Jesus Christ. This easily seems to be the work of psychological projection. Only total perverts would accuse others of assuming that legos have dicks.
They are legos ladies and gentlmen, legos....This shows you how useful a gender studies or women studies degree actually is. Spend your days contemplating the social wreakage of legos.
Also pegs can't go into pegs, and holes can't attach to holes. My 6 and 4 year old could tell you that. Despite this femenists "breakthrough" discovery, gay men still have holes (they may not use them, but they still have them) and lesbians can purchase extensions (pegs) to assist in sex. However, legos are not even remotely comparable to human same sex couples, or even straight ones for that matter. How in the hell did this numbskull arrive at a logical conclusion that legos are compareable enough to humans so as to create a gender disparity? Like comparing apples to crowbars, only this fuck nut is taking it seriously.
Well, what's the bigger picture here gents? Get behind the smokescreen and to the root. To me it seems that they are attempting to unify perception under one collective roof. Thought-crimes, no one can be private in his mind. The police of the mind, shaped by collectivist-femenist interest, is the new conscience, the new spook or phantom of the mind. Now people will say, its just legos man! Thought crime!? Well, using simple concepts to push huge ideologies is not new, actually is a classic political strategy.
Let your perception of the world be yours, not the property of society or this pseudo intellectual.
[–]NomadicAnomaly0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, so, this is fake, but okay.
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