So i went and got drinks with this fine woman last night. We've talked and gone out before.
She went to a top law school (harvard, yale, Cornell, etc.) has a great job, in good shape, witty, sexy af, funny, etc.
We were dancing, having a great time. She comes back to my house, im thinking something is going to happen.
We both pass out, no big deal.
We wake up, eat breakfast have a good conversation and watch football.
We talk about a diverse range of subjects. Technology, law, business, politics, etc. We go to our pasts. She tells me about her ex boyfriend when she was younger, he treated her like shit. Cheated on her constantly, etc. she knew he was cheating by the way, but wouldnt leave him until it became clear there was no chance of working it out. So I am like, im sorry you went through that. She says, yea, but now i am scarred for life. I said "Huh"....she then proceeds to tell me she has herpes. My jaw dropped. I said what. She said yea, she has genital herpes and he gave it to her. She said when she was young, she was "totally invested in him, it was a bad time, and even though he treated her like shit, she didnt want to let him go."
She said now, she wants companionship and someone to love her for her, but its hard because of her status. I just was like oooo, ok. She said she has told guys in her past, and they either never talk to her again, OR IT DOESNT BOTHER THEM AND THEY CHOOSE TO FUCK HER ANYWAY. One guy said it didnt matter, but after a few months of fucking with her, caught it too, and then got mad because he has herpes now.
She said she wants marriage, and that whoever gets with her will have to be ok with catching it at some point in their life, and look past it and see her for who she really is. she said "its not that big of a deal, its just pimples on your privates." lmao.
All i could think is: what kind of fucking simp would put his health in jeopardy for some pussy and.....what happens if you get divorced. She makes more money than 90% of men, but you would be stuck with an incurable disease. who would take that deal?
Alpha Fux, Beta catches STD???? these women are beyond entitled to think they deserve goodness, when they have none to offer. She has money, yes, but a rotten pussy.
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She told you. That's pretty good of her. Considering... You have the choice to stay away.
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I hope this is satire.
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