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[β]Iqbal4086271567 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha she did commit fraud. Luring him into a contract under false pretenses
He has a case!
[β]Fairfax_Cary32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Not if his case gets assigned to a woman judge.
[β]Iqbal4086271518 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
youre probably right. If the judge went straight down the lines she would side with the man. However women dont go against the vagina mafia so the guy is screwed.
[β]Synthol_deadlift2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even male judges are fucked tbh. Our judicial system is pretty shit all around. Humans in positions of power seem to be much worse at making non-biased/emotional decisions, if you come off as a smartass or dispute anything the judge says, you can say goodbye to any sort of fair punishment you should've had.
[β]Nathaniel661 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
What do you mean? He won't get a divorce or what?
[β]Fairfax_Cary11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A woman judge will reject the idea that the wife committed fraud by changing her looks with makeup. That idea might anger a woman judge so much that she will take it out on the husband who is seeking the divorce. He will still get his divorce, but the judge will give as favorable a settlement as possible to the wife.
[β]Nathaniel664 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Ok, but what can she get, since they were married very short?
[β]PotatoMoosh11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
half of every thing, or more if she gets creative. Do you think the justice system is just?
[β]Nathaniel661 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't what he had before marriage still his, and they split only what was earned after the marriage?
[β]Firraveus1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh? Can't they just cancel the marriage?
[β]Celebrate_Diversity0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
half of everything earned while they were married. At least in california. she can't touch what was his before marriage
[β]Redhood6161 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel sorry for any man going through divorce that gets stuck with a female judge. At that point, itβs all over. Say goodbye to seeing your kids regularly, your house, at least half your assets and future wages.
[β]Tyler7892283 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And fake up is just the beginning. You also have wonderbras and instagram filters. Then you have their chameleon personality...
[β][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I had buyers remorse once kind of like this. I was seeing a girl who was super into makeup and always had crazy colored eye shadow. One day, I went over to her place and waited in her room while she was in the shower. As she comes into her room while wiping her face dry with her towel, I looked at her. My eyes opened wide as I kind of jumped back. I was startled a little bit. She noticed this and said βI look a little different without makeupβ. I was nodding βyeah you doβ in my head but told her βWhat?! What are you talking about?β. She looked like a totally different person and thought someone else walked into her room. She went from like a 6.5 with makeup to a 3 without itπ
[β]show-me-the-numbers0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dang, a 3? What was it, eyes too far apart, terrible skin, flat lips?
[β][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Face overall but she didnβt take care of her body and her personality was crap towards the end. She did end up getting pregnant a few weeks after we broke up. Luckily it wasnβt mine because we didnβt have sex for the last few weeks of our relationship. Dodged a bullet there.
I was definitely a thirsty guy back then.
[β]Jety2011 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"As you might know, appearances can be deceiving which brings us to the reason why we're here." Agent Smith knew it...
[β]expendablekerosene7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen this firsthand when I was younger. Chick got shitfaced drinking at an all day fest. The driver had to stop to stop so she could throw up on the side of the road. She decided a shower at my house would help her feel better. She was a ginger and her skin was a blotchy mess; her eyebrows and eyelashes effectively disappeared. She looked like an alien. And, the slow fade began.
[β]silly_birb1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She became a highly requested makeup artist
[β]jhooperp4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It happens so much and if men even mention this publicly his is a βpigβ and hates womenπ€¦π»ββοΈ
Meanwhile, thereβs a group of feminists who are trying to get a law passed where if men lie about who they are and then have sex with a woman, itβs rape by deception.
[β]steelfil6661 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol women lie about EVERYTHING. Fake tits, push up bra, fake eyelashes, mascara, make up in general, yoga pants that lift the ass, High hills and now with the social media fucking photoshop.
[β]HonestGamingTroll2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is part of the story missed off:
The couple had been engaged for six months before the wedding, the doctor said, but the husband did not think his wife looked as pretty when her makeup washed off.
The bride wore artificial eyelashes and had undergone cosmetic surgery before the marriage, which she had intended to reveal to her partner.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So curious about it and found it...
Wow. Fake-up to become a 29er:
https://mckoysnews.com/husband-divorces-wife/
[β]DamianDev0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I need to come up with an app that catches all this fuckery; makeup, facetune, pinched waste etc..
Upload the deceitful female Pic onto the app and thru the mathematical logarithms, the most likely picture appears. 99% resembling the treacherous female subject face or body without ANY makeup.. Just like us.. Men. Natural.
This app should be mandatory on Instagram, tinder, etc. Then profit...Move aside Jeff bezos.
Anyone knows how to code? π
[β]tablett3791 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
MakeApp
[β]ninjaguy70 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fakeupp
[β]z31fanatic0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guy is a moron. Should have seen that before he married.
[β]DarthCallidous0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely based.
[β]iwanttheblanketback0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine his reaction when he heard her voice and recognized her swimsuit and body but her face was unrecognizable.
Imagine her reaction when she realized he truly didn't recognize her for a while.
[β]peepeeandpoopooman0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make-up can hide ugliness and how someone really looks? No shit Sherlock.
[β]FoodAndYarnQueen0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine marrying someone you've spent who knows how long with and presumably loves just to divorce them because they're not as hot as you thought. You're a fucking idiot for not being able to tell she was wearing makeup and she dodged a bullet. I don't even want to know what type of asshole would dump someone over this.
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