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[–]Broken_Doughnut77 points78 points79 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just rip the toilet seat off.
[–]the2xstandard38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the correct answer. Next time I see female and male/female bathrooms I'm fucking doing this.
[–][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Just leave it down while you pee.
[–]crespo_modesto12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Piss in the sink
[–]NathanHollister2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saves water too!
[–]UrOffensive-Mog4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what I do in the gender fluid bathrooms. Other men do it too it’s fucking hilarious
[–]TexasMilitia47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I had a convo about this with my ex wife. I told her the same damn thing; that it’s literally stupid to expect me to always have to move it back and forth for her. And I asked her “what is the fucking deal with women on this issue??” She said “women demand men to operate the toilet seat because it’s nasty and we don’t wanna touch it”.
So there ya go.
[–]carninja6823 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women can do what men do and use their foot to move it.
[–]Throning2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Next thing you know, they'll be asking men to wash their hands for them, before breaking out in rape claims whether you do or don't.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The real reason for the divorce.
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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Put both the seat and lid down, both parties have to lift shit up.
Boom, just solved feminism.
[–]UncontainedOne12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what I do. The default position is completely closed.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's weird that they're happy lifting the lid and putting it down. But not happy putting down the seat.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put a sign that says
"WOMEN. PLEASE put the toilet seat UP when you are done!!!"
Then you rip off the toilet seat
AND you piss all over it.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I only put it down when I have to sit on it. Otherwise it stays up.
[–]LiveTheTruth32115 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Maybe install squat toilets
[–]avtarius6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They're actually better for bowel movement I hear.
It's no wonder most people these days are FoS.
[–]LiveTheTruth3210 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whats FoS?
[–]avtarius0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Full of Shit ... lol
[–]tharkyllinus4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You put it down, piss on it then raise it when your done.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just pull the toilet and piss in the hole
[–]MenGoToJupitorToGTOW0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have fun squatting now wahmen
[–]krkpatrck2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The men even taped the paper to the wall better than the women did.. go figure.
This calls for an upper decker.
[–]rossquaza1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What even is the point of unisex bathrooms?
[–]TheNotoriousKing2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To give girls unlimited access while making sure males don’t have any male “exclusive” spaces.
[–]Liquidrobocop1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just fucking piss right in their mouths and be done with it. Fuck.
[–]StiuNu[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's cute. But the lid should be down also. You know that when you flush what ever you did in there gets aerosolised. Tiny particles get airborne and you breathe that shit, literally, in?
Ha!
it would be great where this toilet exactly so i can piss all over the seat
[–]mgthrowaway20 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This toilet seat business is one of the oldest shit tests in the book.
[–]blueablaze0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Piss on it
[–]Aeroshogun0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Outcrazying them and/or using their own rules/logic agains them in your favour is how it's done.
[–]kakattekoiyo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they don't sit on the seat anyway, they hover over it.
[–]Scaletta370 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would add "stunning and brave" for the women.
[–]kickeminthebooty0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is putting down a seat really that hard for these women?
[+]anticultured-24 points-23 points-22 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m a man over 50. I put the seat down every time because I’m a civilized human. I also put the cap back on the toothpaste, all the jars in the fridge get lids put back on, I fold the bag in cereal boxes, and shut my mailbox. I also make sure the toilet is clean and dry for the next user. You people are a bunch of savages.
[–]MenGoToJupitorToGTOW2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most men are. Glad I'm not the only man that cleans the toilet after using it. I don't if it's already dirty though. My dad was blue pilled as fuck but I'm glad he taught me cleanliness. Closing the lid though nah let the Whamen do it
[–]jkarovskaya1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a man over 60.
In my house, which no females live in, I clean the toilet after every use, but I can leave the lid any way I want.
Strong independent, and empowered women don't need men
Women have every advantage now of gender preference in hiring, college acceptance, equal wages for equal work, and 3rd & 4th wave feminists have "liberated" women from having to be taken care of.
Women can now serve in front line combat roles, so I would imagine that toilet lids are not a priority for Delta force females, right?
Women don't need men to open doors, pull out chairs at dinner, or to be protected because women in 2019 don't need men for anything.
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