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[–]BoskOfPortKar35 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Just go to the restroom, then leave the place discretly after having paid your part (otherwise you could be sued for Grand Theft, because penis).
[–]TheGillos15 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Why the subterfuge? I just say:
"I'm going to head out, I'm just not 'feeling' this. Best of luck though thanks for meeting me.'
Pay my bill, leave. Women can't argue with a 'feeling'.
Plus I'm, like, mildly psychic sooooo, I was getting so many danger vibrations. Maybe down the road you'd break my heart, or whatever. Bbbbyyyyeeeee.
[–]PotentialDamage5 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Guess she was also getting danger vibrations that night with her 3xAAA powered rotating head beauty stick.
[–]TheGillos2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It's a neck massager... Lol
[–]NoThirst6 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
...remember a guy did that in LA and was arrested....I'm sure the same thing could happen to a woman.
[–]soapek18 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
THOT
[–]Harrybud076 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
if you are not interested, you are not interested, be straight.
thanks, for a nice night, i am not feeling the chemistry.
get the waitress, pay your half.
before leaving, grab the waitress's number if you think shes hot.
no more talking, keep on walking.
[–]zUltimateRedditor2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
That pic is really pushing the WMAF narrative... damn.
[–]NickTesla20182 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Thanks waitress. We're going to her place for the dance with no pants.
[–]DarkNights2921 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
lmao I actually laughed
[–]dday_throwaway31 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
/r/MurderedByWords
[–]manchmal5456541 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
high IQ
btw her you can check your IQ, offical mensa: http://test.mensa.no
[–]ApeGoesBananas1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It's one of those things that will only show the result if you give your email, right?
[–]manchmal5456540 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
no, you will get the final score after the test, no email, nothing. takes 25min.
[–]ApeGoesBananas2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Fair enough. I'll give it a try tomorrow. Wanna see if I at least score over 50.
[–]balancedben1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
he also needs to make that bitch pay for her own meal. equal rights.
[–]robowriter1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It was going so well until he found out she had three baby daddies two she put in jail, anal warts, couldn't drive, proudly displayed needle marks on he arms, spoke teevee white girl ebonics, and she had a completely different personality than first contact and one that changed throughout the night.
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