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[–]Thevoiceofreason42026 points27 points28 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol awesome.
I thought I knocked a girl up once, holy shit I've never been so fucking terrified in my entire life.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same happened to me at 19. Ho-ly fuck was I scared. It would have stunted my growth immeasurably.
[–]Raiden6272 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a constant fear of mine too - masturbation or totally being able to ghost a girl with no way of her being able to find out your information or contact you is the only way (one night stand, fake name, her house, etc.)
[–]Temperfuelmma0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all think we can be calm in a stressing situation until we think we knocked someone up. Man, I was like a chicken without a head..
[–]BooDoug27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
MGTOW 111%
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (57 children) | Copy Link
Or just get a vasectomy and still have flings without wasting your life away on porn.
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
wasting your life away on porn.
Ridiculous. It's literally five minutes to scratch a biological itch and maintain prostate health at no cost and no risk.
It's far more "wasteful" to spend half your wages on whores.
[–]B8444S15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy fucking got you haha!
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
maintain prostate health at no cost and no risk.
Or just use your imagination and have the same benefits without the risk of ED. If you literally can't, then you just discovered that you have a porn problem. Congratulations!
I'd rather "waste" half my wage going out, fucking whores, and actually feel what being inside of a vagina is like then sit at home with my dick in my hand, feeling what the inside of that is like, but to virtual women.
[–]Folwart7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you've felt a few you have felt them all. It is not that special, certainly not worth the price. I changed the way I think about it and I do not do either anymore. Participating equates to condoning the behavior. I do not. If men want a different experience, I suggest they quit being part of the problem, do some inner reflection and change the way they think.
[–]Shane5550 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Preach it brother. Also, people often underestimate the risks from sex workers. What guarantee do you have that she isn't a psychopatyic murderer, a thief, an infected whore or has a pimp waiting to kill you and take all your belongings? Even if she isn't a dangerous criminal, you don't know how it can backfire in the future. Things like these going public can end entire careers or get you blackmailed. Better be safe than sorry.
[–]Gibitto5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thank god im in brazil. Prostitutes are legalized, pimps almost doesnt exist among the professional ones, wide options, all ranges of price, all kind of girls, culture here doesnt really give a great fuck about it, of course you dont go around telling people, but if they discover, fuck it, your life. I guess this was the first good part of living in this shithole ive ever found.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't have a porn problem any more than someone who has a glass of wine with their dinner a few times a week is a raging alcoholic.
Making blanket statements about the evils of porn reeks of no-fap/red pill zealotry.
[–]we_are_already_dead2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clearly we all have our preferences. Neither is wrong or right. What's important is that you're going your own way.
[–]2215223 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
maintain prostate health
Lmao brainwashed suckers giving your life force away to computer monitors because the establishments shitty science told you it was the right thing to do
[–]RUSSIANCAPSLOCKGUY0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TIL CUCKOLDING (MASTURBATING TO A WOMAN YOU LIKE WHILE SHE IS HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN) = scratch a biological itch
[–]newMGTOW28 points29 points30 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And having a fling is any more productive than porn? I'm happy with my porn
[–]Maschalismos4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with you, but it could be argued a fling would be more fun.
[–]Novashadow11512 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Porn doesnt give me stds
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Touche u/Novashadow115. Tou-che.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link
Porn is pathetic imo
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
As a man in his forties, ejaculation (and therefore porn for most) is important for prostate health and not everyone has the time, money or inclination to waste on paying for or *pursuing whores.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ejaculation (and therefore porn for most)
Or just use your imagination. And if you literally can't orgasm from that, congratulations, you have a porn problem.
[–]mgtowthrowaway905 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Been using porn for years and have no problem cumming even without my imagination (purely mechanical). So yeah, this ED through porn thing? Pure bullshit.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The prostate health thing is bs. Ejaculating on a daily is unhealthy. Imo 1 a month therefore 12 whores a year with a condom. Approx 2.5k.
[–]Shane5558 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Citation needed to back up your claims. Otherwise you're just pulling your unsubstantiated opinions out of thin air.
Ejaculating on a daily is unhealthy.
There's no scientific basis for that, that I am aware of.
That said, if you feel stronger by limiting your ejaculations then more power to you.
Enjoy your hoes, bro.
[–]OneLostMotherfucker0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or go half-way and visit AMPs for about half the cost.
In any event, the most economic and safe way to get off is to rub one out. There should be absolutely no shame (especially on this sub) for indulging in porn and masturbation.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Keep Your Pipes clean.
[–]2215220 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop spreading the systems bullshit lies moron. You have an unhealthy addiction. Stop gobbling up the garbage to try and justify it.
[–]Eab54310 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Fuck you. I enjoy it.
[–]DoNotBeRude2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Whoa, there! Please watch your language, u/Eab543.
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[–]DoNotBeRude5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoa, there! Please watch your language, u/LesterKadwell.
[–]Eab5431 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Does it really bother you that much? If so I'm sorry but we're language policing now?
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[–]Eab5432 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God dammit
[–]degdegdegdeg1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Enjoing watching other men fucking women you will never meet?
[–]Eab5433 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Definitely. I get hard and jerk off and white stuff comes out. Would you like me to mail it to you?
[–]degdegdegdeg1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No, I it's demasculinising.
[–]Eab5432 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So the hell what?
[–]degdegdegdeg1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I want to have my own memories. That's called life, you should try it.
You think because I enjoy porn I don't get laid. You're an idiot.
[–]B8444S6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porn is what romcoms are to women! We like to watch what we like to watch so suck it bitch.
[–]Novashadow1150 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And why do you think this?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I salute this message porn is lame.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I'll go see an escorts or fatty before wasting my vitality on porn
[–]Novashadow1157 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Have fun with the diseases and waste of money. Porn is free
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There is thing called a condom.
[–]Novashadow1154 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why bother in the first place? A fleshlight and porn does not require you to dull your sexual pleasure and expose yourself to stds or unwatned pregnancy
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[–]boaahancock1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But its probably the best solution for men without having to undergo some biological surgery or something to prevent fertilization. It can fail but is there a better alternative? As a man you should take precautions on your own alongside anything else
[–]boaahancock1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha agreed on that one. Its a huge risk, sometimes not worth taking whatsoever if it endangers you, so its best to be safe than sorry
[–]thewafflewarrior135[S] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you all for the up-votes :)
[–]lildanny9113 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Nahhh NoFap is where it's at, gents. I know some of you view it as a cult, but it gives you a sense of pride to know you have enough self control to resist the urges. Also, internet porn damages your brain. Also, semen retention gives you more energy and motivation to be productive. Also, you have harder erections and last longer in bed (for the pump and dumps).
Honestly NoFap is a win-win.
[–]cfuse1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Considering the exceptional claims made it is very difficult to view it as anything other than a quasi-religious movement. Puritanism, asceticism, mortification, etc. are nothing new.
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[–]PinHunter650 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
This is how dumb women are. Eventhough they have been taking a pill for years, same pill. They still need instructions on the packaging of how to take the medicine. Does there really need to be green marked areas, and arrows and lines? Jeesh.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes because medication without instructions is a good idea.
[–]PinHunter650 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You really need instructions on how to take a birth control pill everyday? You really need green areas, and lines, and basically being told like a 4 year old how to take your meds? I get it, if its some crazy drug you dont wanna fuck up, theres instructions. Of course, most of those instructions are something like "Take 2 times daily, eat with food, dont combine with alcohol."
But for a BC pill, you obviously need a fucking road map. Im surprised they dont actually tell you how to swallow the pill. Or state something more idiotic like "not for rectal use".
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And for some reason they go with the pill, instead of an IUD which is proven to be even more effective than the pill, the woman doesn't have to do anything, and it's effective for 3 years
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, the pill is definitely a "lesser" contraceptive method because it introduces user-error, which comprises the overwhelming majority of contraceptive failures.
Pill perfect use failure rate: 0.3%, typical use failure rate: 9%
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combined_oral_contraceptive_pill
[–]cfuse0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can't stop using an IUD on a whim.
'Failed' birth control is a feature rather than a flaw for certain women.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uh, yes you can. How do you think women who want to get pregnant do so, but have an IUD? They don't just wait 3 years. It's very easily removable.
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