So my girlfriend nagged, browbeat, publicly brought up in front of the family and threatened to leave me because I didn't want to be there for the delivery of our son.

Well boys, now after watching that disgusting 5 hours of her mooing, screaming, shitting herself, water breaking, baby coming out and giant bag of gore (placenta) being pulled out by the cord, I have 0 interest in her sexually. She was already complai ing about lack of sex the bigger and further along she got...now it's going to be 0 for a long time.

Congratulations, you just played yourself.