Ex: hi

Me: hey

Ex: what r u doing

Me: nothing special

Ex: do you have a girlfriend?

Me: why do you care?

Ex: just curious

Me: you dumped me, and now you're asking me this?

Ex: im just curious

Me: Jesus Christ

Ex: what job do you have? how much does it pay?

Me: secret

Ex: LOL i bet its a poor paid job otherwise you'd tell me already

Me: I don't care what you think

Ex: my boyfriend right now has a six figure income

Me: congratulations you've found a man who has the financial capability to afford multiple affairs at the same time

Ex: (read)