After work, an old lady stood at a bus stop. The people around her figured they'd be nice and help her carry her very light bag up the steps. One chick smiled while telling her something. "We're good people," reeked out of all their pores.

After getting to the last stop, the bus driver did something strange. The bus usually stops at a section that leaves plenty of space between thr wall of the train station and the rest of the road. But this parked the back half of the bus next to the wall so I'd have to leave through the front door. There was absolutely no reason for this. There was plenty of space to park normally.

Anyway, I go to the front. Old lady has no problem walking at all, albeit at her own pace. Bitch driver, while I have headphones on, says "You mind helping her?" I pretend to vaguely hear her and remove my headphones to get her to repeat herself. She just repeats herself.

So, to get things straight. I was expected to offer my services on the basis that...I'm there.

I thought about walking right past the chick from the beginning, but I ignored that and decided to be nice. Looking back, I doubt somebody weak would carry something heavy for an indefinite amount of time. So, after pointlessly and begrudgingly walking her off the bus, she asked me where the transit was. We we right next to the entrance...and she walked right in front of the bus... I grabbed her lightly and guided her away from the road. I pointed at the entrance to the transit. She said "Oh."

Then... she went back onto the road. The first bus driver already drove away and some dude pulled up. He honked the horn so I grabbed her again and repeated myself. This spooked her and she said "Get away from me. Don't touch me." Then went back into the street. Again...

That pissed me off like a mother fucker. I help you, stop you from doing something stupid, and you bitch out over a light touch? So, I let her roam the street and went about my day.

This especially irked me because I made a vow to involve myself with women as little as possible and I broke it. Over something so. Fucking. Dumb.

Lesson learned. Let bitches handle their own business. If they want something they can't have, they shouldn't want it.

As a bonus, let's talk about another chick. As I'm stocking drinks, some middle aged broad saw a cake cup in the cooler next to me. I heard her say "Is this any good?" I didn't know she was talking to me until she said "Sir." Mind you, I noticed her out of my peripheral but she wasn't even facing me. She just spoke and expected me stop what I was doing, aka my job, to entertain her.

From what I could gather, she looked to me for an opinion, which was very stupid. As someone who clearly worked there, you should assume I would tell you that everything here is good so we can get business. Two, I reasoned later that she looked to me for an opinion so she could a) save money or b) avoid taking responsibility for making the decision to buy it if she or her husband/whoever else doesn't like it.

"You have to figure that on your own," I said reluctantly. She sucked her teeth and gave an open mouth smile. I was VERY tempted to turn away and ignore her, but I did the neighborly thing and playfully shrugged and went back to work. It's nothing serious, but I said fuck off to her demands even if I performed much below my own standards.

It seems like I'm the type of man women expect free favors from. They get upset or accuse of being rude if I refuse, but that doesn't stop repeated offenders. I would surmise that the best way to curb a woman's behavior is to react negatively. Say or imply noncompliance in a clear manner. They will rationalize that you ignoring them is you NOT saying it's not OK and that they can keep getting away with it because you're not doing anything about it.

My problem is that I'm ready to punch these hoes in the mouth and I'm not going to be calm or assertive about my grievances. Don't do that. Just tell them politely to fuck off one way or another. Don't do anything for them for any reason outside of necessity. If you do one favor for them, they will assume they can get anything out of you. It's starts small and gets bigger very fast. Luckily, they're too stupid to space out the increasing favors so it looks less conspicuous.

Fuck these lazy cunts. They better start working out if they want to get shit done.