Yesterday, I was hanging with some friends, when one of them asked me: "Don't you ever get lonely not having a girl by your side?" I told him: "I don't have time to think about women, there's too much cash out here to make, and a chick is only going to slow me down."

He responded by saying: "Not ALL women are like that, dude. You've got to find the right one." Then I said: "Trying to find a good woman is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, it's not worth it." I also should mention that my friend has been married and divorced twice, and he currently has a girlfriend.