Yesterday, I was hanging with some friends, when one of them asked me: "Don't you ever get lonely not having a girl by your side?" I told him: "I don't have time to think about women, there's too much cash out here to make, and a chick is only going to slow me down."
He responded by saying: "Not ALL women are like that, dude. You've got to find the right one." Then I said: "Trying to find a good woman is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, it's not worth it." I also should mention that my friend has been married and divorced twice, and he currently has a girlfriend.
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Sell it to me. What the fuck?
"I don't want a motorcycle".
"Dude you just need the right one, I mean, they're great and..."
"But I don't need a motorcycle".
"Dude, listen, this one is great. Gas mileage is awesome, you look cool, all your friends will respect you, it's loud as fuck..."
"Are you a salesman? I do.not.want.a.motorcycle. WTF is wrong with you. Are you on commission?"
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Motos are like drugs yo.
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I am special, mommy said so, and you’re wrong about wiring.
Evolution is a jury rigged system. You think we need mates, but we want sex. Those that wanted sex more often bred more successfully and often, causing more offspring that also wanted to fuck, by that’s it.
We don’t need to breed and mate, we have a want to fuck. It meant breeding before, but we’ve supplanted that with birth control, vasectomies, etc.
We have urges to fuck, leftover from caveman days.
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