So last night a girl who I met three years ago invited me round to hers for a few drinks and a casual meal through our mutual female friend. It was my birthday over a week ago and when I arrived she has decorated her front room as a surprise Birthday get together for me (first red flag). I found this strange as I barely knew her and my Birthday was over a week ago, I was happy about it at first but as the night went on it just seemed like a plot to snare me.

As I sat there listening to these four women talk all I could hear was them judging other men about how they are not good enough for them and as the alcohol flowed it progressively got worse. She also had this crazy look in her eye and would her mood was swinging constantly, I could tell all the other women were scared of her and she was definitely the alpha female but not in a leadership sort of way more of a crazy controlling way like they were all stepping on eggshells around her not wanting her to blow her fuse. (Second red flag)

I get bored of the constant bitching and as the alcohol flows their behaviour get worst with heated arguments and tell her that I need to go, I can see her friend wants to leave who has seemed uncomfortable the whole night and when she snaps back the girl backs down and decides to stay for longer.

She starts sitting on my lap and keeps whispering in my ear to save her and tell everyone I'm having her children (MAJOR RED FLAG). At this point I get up and tell her I have booked my taxi and I'm going, she instantly starts calling a selfish prick and that I'm ungrateful for her efforts for the Birthday surprise. However I later find out that it was actually one of her house mates kids birthday the same day and all she had done was switch the numbers around on the cake and keep all the balloons etc. As I leave she plays the victim and starts crying, calling me every name under the sun and gets the sympathy of all her friends for what that 'asshole' did to her.

I made my escape and felt relieved in the taxi, if it wasnt for the fact that i've had my fair share of women I would have loved the attention but it was all just a crazy chick who was used to men drooling over her and had obviously never encountered a MGTOW like me before. I would have rather stayed at home and read a book or watched a movie.

Dont put your dick in crazy.