Forest Gump

therealmikiethepunk · 2018-05-16T22:59:52+00:00

Yea luckily it taught me to get out before thirty years past...

the2xstandard · 2018-05-17T08:08:30+00:00

Younger me watched this movie and thought, "Good for Forest, now his life is complete" when he ended up with Jenny. Much older me is like well lets see:

1) She rejects him during his high school & college years. Opting to fuck Chads with money instead. 2) Does playboy, gets kicked out of school. 3) Decides to become a "singer/songwriter" and can only land gigs playing completely nude at local bars (fails miserably). 4) Says "Fuck it." and runs away to California. 5) Gets mixed up in the Black Panthers. 6) Accepts his Medal of Honor (and probably pawns it for drug money later) 7) Goes back to California, starts doing heavy drugs. Probably picks up HIV in the process, either from the needles or from being a dirty cumslut to get said drugs. 8) Goes back to Forest, who has so much money now that he mows grass for the county for FUN. 9) Starts cleaning up her life, and lets him fuck her out of pity/gratitude. 10) Up & Disappears the next day, has Forest's (at least we're made to believe it's Forests) kid and doesn't say shit to him about it. 11) Calls him up out of the Blue and ambushes him with the "its your baby" tactic. 12) He falls for it, then SHE asks HIM to marry HER. Of course he says yes.

I used to think that Jenny was the "prize at the bottom of the cereal box" in Forest Gump... Finally after an amazing life he gets the girl of his dreams... after the Red Pill, I see her as the villain of that movie. A washed up post-wall, HIV Positive, single mother, who cuckolds and cons a very successful mentally retarded person into taking care of her during her twilight years and raising her son after she dies.

FUCK JENNY.

Phantom_Spark · 2018-05-16T23:37:26+00:00

People say all media is gynocentric. But is it really?

If you remove the girl you see profound success in Forrest’s life.

No man ever gains success because he has the woman. Success must always come first. Which means we can enjoy the fruit of our labor and keep it to ourselves or share it with our friends. Why bother with a woman. If you read between the lines every show shows you how abusive and psychotic they are.

Scatre · 2018-05-16T22:52:37+00:00

That's like one of the most significant parts of the plot in the whole movie. What'd you watch it when you were 12 or something?

nothingduploading · 2018-05-17T01:32:25+00:00

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nothingduploading · 2018-05-17T02:55:05+00:00

So essentially this leaves us with 2 scary theories

AWALT has been around before internet THOTs
The typical male in 2018 is actually as dumb as a 1950s - 1970s mentally disabled man like Forest Gump.

2018-05-17T01:25:59+00:00

It's funny how we see movies in red pill light after decades and decades ain't it?

ExistentialGraduate · 2018-05-17T08:12:05+00:00

I'm not a smart man but I know what love is.

tylerden · 2018-05-17T09:49:32+00:00

I was watching Titanic the other day...jesus Christ!

2018-05-17T00:49:05+00:00

Forrest.

gopher_glitz · 2018-05-17T11:10:11+00:00

Perhaps Jenny wouldn't have been so fucked up if it weren't for her dad.

AwfulAim · 2018-05-17T13:11:10+00:00

It doesnt even mention she only came back to show him his kid after he was a billionaire. Thats the icing on the mgtow warning cake

krawm · 2018-05-17T04:38:00+00:00

pretty much, you cant blame him either he didn't have the mental faculties to understand what she was really like.

hmspain · 2018-05-17T05:25:02+00:00

Yeah, it was a really fucked up relationship… but… she did leave him with a most remarkable son.

shockinghillaryquote · 2018-05-17T06:30:59+00:00

Um no, wrong....so wrong.

They both had the same IQ.

JedYorks · 2018-05-17T13:35:50+00:00

when you find out you ain't the baby dady

2018-05-17T17:05:09+00:00

Lieutenant Dan seemed to have married a nice little sexy slant eyed honey

Griever114 · 2018-05-17T16:12:36+00:00

You forgot, "has AIDS, has sex with mentally challenged man and has a kid with him"

Baldrbaldr · 2018-05-17T18:44:21+00:00

So romantic.

jamocadyn · 2018-05-18T04:27:01+00:00

Well...why wouldn't she be even more screwed up than your typical AWALT--didn't her father use her as a cum dumpster?

Title	Forest Gump
Author	nothingduploading
Upvotes	496
Comments	57
Date	May 16, 2018 10:49 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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