Fuck I'm exhausted. TLDR: A girl is pissed at me for not making a move. Well, more like not making a move after she told me she would scream rape if I touched her.

I was at a really late night party at my friend's college dorm, there were girls, it was 3 am and I had class at 11 am. I finally decided enough was enough and went to sleep. My friend still wanted to party, and so he told me to just sleep in his bed which was away from all the noise/commotion; he'd crash on his couch whenever he was ready to retire for the night. So I lay my head down to sleep and almost immediately feel paralyzed as my body was craving sleep for the longest. Enter demonic whamynz Some bitch comes into my room and climbs into bed with me. I say "hey what's go-" to be interrupted by her saying "if you touch me I'll scream rape". I really should've gotten out of bed but I just couldn't, I just couldn't move my body. Just as I'm about to sleep she gets up and goes out of the room, I hear her talking to my friend and crying almost. After what was the most uncomfortable night of my life, especially since I'm a decently big dude and the bed was only twin size, I ask my friend what that tramp was crying about last night. Get this, she was complaining I wasn't making a move. My friend went on to explain that she was very depressed as she had been recently "suffering" after going on a prolonged period of time deprived of dick and male attention. Crazy, right? She wanted dick but she was telling me she would scream rape if I touched her. Damn. So we men are told "no means" no but does it really?

One of the thousands of reason why I cut women off completely. If she might have even the slightest interest me I'm gonna run, because apparently, just like that football player, women scream rape when you refuse their advances, so this mindfuck is just too much for me to process. She wasn't even drunk, this bitch was delusional by her nature. GYOW, women suck, it is not your burden as a man to carry their emotional instability and wackness. "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" Because I cannot for the life of me stand their mixed messages. Last time I'm spending the night at a party with girls.