Watching a few public arguments on youtube, I've noticed one of women's favourite go-to insults is "your dick must be 2 inches" or something like that. It's snappy, it's biting, it's vindictive etc. Tbf I can't blame them for using it, despite how infuriating it is for them to lowball so effortlessly, and with such effect.

My question is -- what are good, synonymous, catchy retorts to women in the same light?
I'm thinking something that:

  • hits at their woman-ness
  • not easily disprovable
  • biting
  • preferably is so hurtful it has them crying once they're back home

Bonus points if it isn't crude, and so you remain classier