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[–]Mizu-Neko 100 points101 points102 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Don't just ask, make her sign a document.
[–]reereeeees[S] 76 points77 points78 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
And video testimony
[–]shadowrealms 33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Id send her a fax to sign and send back before continuing the conversation /s
[–]spoderman61622 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Finally say "No thanks" and move on.
[–]porkytool12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And get a Notary
[–]b1ackf0x 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dont forget to bring a witness
[–]justiceavenger21 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But feminists say consent can ve revoked at any time so it is pointless.
[–]Three-Legged-Fox51 points52 points53 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You have to ask for consent repeatedly throughout the process.
Brought to you by lefties. I’m old enough to remember the left shrieking about getting the government out of the bedroom.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if she's on top screaming I consent every 3 seconds, doesn't matter, rape. You forced her to scream that, or something.
[–]SolusMalice 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a woman is screaming every few seconds it’s a good idea to expect cops to bang on your door
[–]DoctorKnockboots7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
with each thrust I will verbally pronounce my intention to penetrate you once again only with your consent!
[–]EvilPencil4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing gets the vejayjay moist like asking "Can I touch you here?"
This message brought to you by your friendly socialist overlords.
[–]DangZagnut19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well I'm aroused. You kids sure no how to fuck these days.
[–]DoctorKnockboots0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
ya, I thought so.
:(
[–]RighteousSouljah14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"What's that smell?"
[–]CommanderHeMan8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Report you for sexual assault.
[–]Sword-of-Ancestors 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
good one
[–]MrMannheim7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking run.
[–]shimelessemekbeb5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
ask 2 forms of photo ID, 18USC 2257 form, model release, all on video. even still the ojjdp icac will stalk you for life.
[–]SolusMalice 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The ojjdp What? Stroke?
[–]shimelessemekbeb0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its an inside joke. i hired a 19yo video model, 2 forms of id, model release, 1099 tax return the whole shebang, and for the past 10yrs have a federal task force follow me to several countries trying to entrap me etc. ojjdp = office of juvenile justice delinquency prevention. google usdoj doc "B4PP.pdf" to see what i mean. im that nig.
[–]Type0x3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Loser. I just grab em by the pussy, I don't even wait.
[–]wadoVice 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Leave the room immediately.
[–]riskywiskey1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Introduce her to my lawyer and the several witnesses who will be joining us the entire evening.
[–]Hankipanky1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂😂
[–]executedigging0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take the bicycle
...and film your response.
[–]decenticrate0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Instead of asking for consent, would this guy also be lawfully protected if he put on his robe and wizard hat?
[–]Sword-of-Ancestors 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
shit test failed...
[+][deleted] 7 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't think that he wanted to pass it. Also, just wondering, what would be better response to pass the test?
[–]Sword-of-Ancestors 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well, if he is alpha chad then he would not ask for consent, he would slap her, turn her around and do her in doggy style immediately - this is correct answer to question what women want. it is how alpha chad can pass a shit test. contrary to that, beta cannot pass a test in any way.
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[–]reereeeees[S] 76 points77 points78 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]shadowrealms 33 points34 points35 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]spoderman61622 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]porkytool12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]b1ackf0x 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]justiceavenger21 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Three-Legged-Fox51 points52 points53 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]SolusMalice 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DoctorKnockboots7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]EvilPencil4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DangZagnut19 points20 points21 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]DoctorKnockboots0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RighteousSouljah14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CommanderHeMan8 points9 points10 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Sword-of-Ancestors 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MrMannheim7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]shimelessemekbeb5 points6 points7 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]SolusMalice 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]shimelessemekbeb0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Type0x3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]wadoVice 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]riskywiskey1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Hankipanky1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]executedigging0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DoctorKnockboots0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]decenticrate0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Sword-of-Ancestors 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't think that he wanted to pass it. Also, just wondering, what would be better response to pass the test?
[–]Sword-of-Ancestors 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link